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why i put my peanut butter in the fridge: once you stir it, it keeps together better in the fridge. also, it's very high fat. and grounded up. it will go rancid on the shelf faster than other foods. i definitely put peanut butter in the fridge.
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The Argonaut wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 2:08 am it will go rancid on the shelf faster than other foods
how long does it take you to finish a jar of peanut butter? We go through one a week.
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tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 2:22 am
The Argonaut wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 2:08 am it will go rancid on the shelf faster than other foods
how long does it take you to finish a jar of peanut butter? We go through one a week.
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tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 2:04 am Who keeps peanut butter in the fridge
My first thought too. Ours stays good for weeks in the cupboard, but it’s not that awful natural crap either.
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Even more bizarre is 96up apparently thinks peanut butter melts at room temperature.
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tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 1:20 am
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Thu October 22, 2026 3:45 pm I'm still pissed at the buyers of our old house, so maybe I'll go steal it. We had to rush to get out of there, and two months later there is still no one living in it.
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Nobody keeps pb in the fridge unless you buy that natural crap Argo has to stir. This thread is pissing me off
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PB is disgusting and you all disgust me by eating it
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I buy the natural crap and eat it in a timely manner.
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tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 10:56 am I buy the natural crap and eat it in a timely manner.
teddy's?
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The natural crap isn’t even peanut butter. It’s like an entirely different food.
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if George Washington Carver actually invented Peanut butter he would be looking down on this thread in disgust
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i buy organic PB from costco

i keep it in the fridge so it’s cooler for intruders who want to put it on my weiner
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tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 10:56 am I buy the natural crap and eat it in a timely manner.
Does your family also eat it? Do you weigh 219 pounds?
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Norah wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 11:07 am
tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 10:56 am I buy the natural crap and eat it in a timely manner.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 12:34 pm
tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 10:56 am I buy the natural crap and eat it in a timely manner.
Does your family also eat it? Do you weigh 219 pounds?
My kid has like six PB sandwiches a week, plus we feed her friends
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Jesus. Can you imagine trying to spread PB that’s cold from the fridge? It would tear the bread apart.
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Numbers up really opened a can of worms with their Ruddo fan fiction
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tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 12:36 pm
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 12:34 pm
tragabigzanda wrote: Fri October 23, 2026 10:56 am I buy the natural crap and eat it in a timely manner.
Does your family also eat it? Do you weigh 219 pounds?
My kid has like six PB sandwiches a week, plus we feed her friends
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