EJ wrote:Jeff leaving stage a little early to take a massive dump in Baltimore
Do we know it was massive, or is this just another case of classic RM speculation?
I need to look at more Stone pics to know for sure.
Eddie had to get Stone to show Jeff how to do it properly.
Lament wrote: Like I always say, "Anyone who thinks getting kicked in the nuts by one person sucks has never gotten kicked in the nuts by two people at the same time."
Lament wrote:Maybe it was massive for Jeff, but for Mike it was a mere fart. Should we judge Jeff's bowel movements against the size and quality of his previous bowel movements, against those of his peers and contemporaries, or against the greatest of all-time?
So much to think about...
I bet his poop looks nice and sparkly now that BOB is on board!
Strat wrote:I bet his poop looks nice and sparkly now that BOB is on board!
Last week he had this really rough, painful poop that he said felt amazing when it came out, but the only reason he was even able to drop it was cause BO'B wasn't around to force him to hold it in.
Strat wrote:I bet his poop looks nice and sparkly now that BOB is on board!
Last week he had this really rough, painful poop that he said felt amazing when it came out, but the only reason he was even able to drop it was cause BO'B wasn't around to force him to hold it in.
I can only assume BOB slipped him some stool softener, he would not be able to witness the struggle and energy it takes to push out a gem of a poo'.
Ed had this little poop a few years ago that seemed innocent and quaint enough, but BO'B saw too much potential in it, so he stuck it back in Ed's butt until it came back out bigger and more full-bodied. Some people were mad cause they thought it took away from another potential poop, but according to Ed it was just an extra poop, not an "instead of" poop.
How can a zombie robot possibly be bored with anything?
Jeff to Ed: "I'll give you some stool softener alright".
Lament wrote: Like I always say, "Anyone who thinks getting kicked in the nuts by one person sucks has never gotten kicked in the nuts by two people at the same time."
Fuzzcharger wrote:Jeff to Ed: "I'll give you some stool softener alright".
"My Father's Son could not Getaway from Jeff's Infallible Pendulum of a Lightning Bolt, but at least I was not Sleeping By Myself under the Yellow Moon tonight," -Ed's diary entry from later that evening
Fuzzcharger wrote:Jeff to Ed: "I'll give you some stool softener alright".
"My Father's Son could not Getaway from Jeff's Infallible Pendulum of a Lightning Bolt, but at least I was not Sleeping By Myself under the Yellow Moon tonight," -Ed's diary entry from later that evening
"Despite the warning of the Sirens, My Father's Son could not Getaway from Jeff's Infallible Pendulum of a Lightning Bolt as he Let The Records Play, but while he ordered me to 'Mind Your Manners,' at least I was not Sleeping By Myself under the Yellow Moon tonight, as I often fear I will be in Future Days when I am Swallowed Whole by my inability to maintain the sexual stamina I had back in my 'EDDIE THE LION' days." -Ed's diary entry from later that evening
"Despite the warning of the Sirens, My Father's Son could not Getaway from Jeff's Infallible Pendulum of a Lightning Bolt as he Let The Records Play, but while he ordered me to 'Mind Your Manners,' at least I was not Sleeping By Myself under the Yellow Moon tonight, as I often fear I will be in Future Days when I am Swallowed Whole by my inability to maintain the sexual stamina I had back in my 'EDDIE THE LION' days." -Ed's diary entry from later that evening
Took it to the next level.
Lament wrote: Like I always say, "Anyone who thinks getting kicked in the nuts by one person sucks has never gotten kicked in the nuts by two people at the same time."
Dave A is now the drummer In Peter Cornells band. Yes brother of that sham Chris.
That's a shame. Nobody could outdo dave for enthusiasm. Or hair.
WAIT
Dave A is the drummer for Chris Cornells brothers band? The same Chris Cornell the band have on speed dial for movies, tv appearances, birthday celebrations, birthdays, bar mitzvahs and christenings?
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