Kitchen Mistakes

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I just cut cut serrano peppers and rubbed my eyes
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that's the worst.
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my eyes hurt so bad i typed cut twice
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I put a knife through my hand - two sets of stitches, two on each side.

also d rr, try cold water.
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malice wrote:I put a knife through my hand - two sets of stitches, two on each side.

also d rr, try cold water.
ouch...cooking or experimenting?
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trying to cook with a migraine isn't such a good idea it turns out :/
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Used self raising flour in pasta sheets for lasagne. It was "interesting". It turned out more like a pie in the end, the kids loved it anyway.
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doug rr wrote:
malice wrote:I put a knife through my hand - two sets of stitches, two on each side.

also d rr, try cold water.
ouch...cooking or experimenting?
she missed the steak


get it? kitchen mistakes

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I was using a microplane grater and grated the top off two fingers. There was a chunk of flesh left in the bowlful of cheese and I nearly passed out.
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Sarah. wrote:I was using a microplane grater and grated the top off two fingers. There was a chunk of flesh left in the bowlful of cheese and I nearly passed out.
:lol:
My wife does that way too often. I've had many salads and meals peppered with her skin and fingernails.
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Sarah. wrote:I was using a microplane grater and grated the top off two fingers. There was a chunk of flesh left in the bowlful of cheese and I nearly passed out.
:lol:
My wife does that way too often. I've had many salads and meals peppered with her skin and fingernails.
I've eaten parts of my wife I never thought I would. Ahem
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Chicken Delicious.
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knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
malice wrote:I put a knife through my hand - two sets of stitches, two on each side.

also d rr, try cold water.
ouch...cooking or experimenting?
she missed the steak


get it? kitchen mistakes

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When I was learning to cook I tried to thicken a broth with corn flour and water. I used boiling water. It didn't work.

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@SkitchP wrote:Chicken Delicious.
chicken fingers delicious
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@SkitchP wrote:Chicken Delicious.
This would also be applicable in a Chud Mistakes thread.
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i forgot to put chervil in my bouillabaisse lol
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Alex wrote:i forgot to put chervil in my bouillabaisse lol
that's ok, fennel is better
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