Gigaton: Official album thread

Post by **96583UP** » Wed November 13, 2013 2:28 am

The countdown has already begun on PJ.com! Only 1,460 days to go until its 5 days after it has already been released on iTunes!

In the meantime, pick up a copy of the next PJ rarities album: Momentarily Disregarded Dogs; a treasure trove of the chockest frothiest meatiest unreleased rarities of Pearl Jam's epic and prolific 2013-2014 studio era:

1. Brendan O'Brien performs an acapella version of the Good Ship Lollipop
2. 1 minute and 36 seconds of Ed struggling to find his car keys
3. Susan Sarandon's spacey voicemail message
4. Some Jeff song that will never be played live
5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot
6. Mike's kid playing a 13-minute version of voodoo child
7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider
8. Matt Cameron eating a sandwich and talking about Soundgarden
9. Ole
10. Local reggae-ton radio station advertisement picked up through Stone's amplifier

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Wed November 13, 2013 2:36 am

96583UP wrote:The countdown has already begun on PJ.com! Only 1,460 days to go until its 5 days after it has already been released on iTunes!

In the meantime, pick up a copy of the next PJ rarities album: Momentarily Disregarded Dogs; a treasure trove of the chockest frothiest meatiest unreleased rarities of Pearl Jam's epic and prolific 2013-2014 studio era:

1. Brendan O'Brien performs an acapella version of the Good Ship Lollipop
2. 1 minute and 36 seconds of Ed struggling to find his car keys
3. Susan Sarandon's spacey voicemail message
4. Some Jeff song that will never be played live
5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot
6. Mike's kid playing a 13-minute version of voodoo child
7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider
8. Matt Cameron eating a sandwich and talking about Soundgarden
9. Ole
10. Local reggae-ton radio station advertisement picked up through Stone's amplifier

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Wed November 13, 2013 2:47 am

Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.

malice · Post by **malice** » Wed November 13, 2013 2:55 am

McParadigm wrote:Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.

this was good:

7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Wed November 13, 2013 2:58 am

Stand out tracks, that would likely become regular setlist appearances:

96583UP wrote:2. 1 minute and 36 seconds of Ed struggling to find his car keys
5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot
8. Matt Cameron eating a sandwich and talking about Soundgarden

Also

and

:

96583UP wrote:4. Some Jeff song that will never be played live

Post by **stip** » Wed November 13, 2013 2:59 am

8 was my favorite

Post by **96583UP** » Wed November 13, 2013 3:11 am

5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot would probably end up replacing DTE in the live setlist

music.for.rhinos · Wed November 13, 2013 5:44 am

I don't feel vs and vitalogy really go together at all.

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Wed November 13, 2013 7:05 am

music.for.rhinos wrote:I don't feel vs and vitalogy really go together at all.

Don't worry, the 11th album will bridge the gap.

music.for.rhinos · Wed November 13, 2013 3:17 pm

I should have quoted, the post wason the last page about pairing the 2 albums together.

music.for.rhinos · Wed November 13, 2013 5:13 pm

Anders wrote:
music.for.rhinos wrote:I don't feel vs and vitalogy really go together at all.
Don't worry, the 11th album will bridge the gap.

A bridge that has not been around, or been stepped on, I hope.

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Wed November 13, 2013 9:58 pm

McParadigm wrote:Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.

This is definitely the most effortless post in it.

broken iris · Post by **broken iris** » Thu November 14, 2013 4:24 pm

malice wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.
this was good:

7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider

...until that big hard sun, dried up the rain... then..
iiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeee! set forth up the water spout! Oohh-oh.

malice · Post by **malice** » Thu November 14, 2013 5:33 pm

broken iris wrote:
malice wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.
this was good:

7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider

...until that big hard sun, dried up the rain... then..
iiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeee! set forth up the water spout! Oohh-oh.

I'm liking you more and more as the days go by, friend

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Thu November 14, 2013 8:01 pm

This is probably the best thread I've ever created.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Thu November 14, 2013 11:00 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:This is probably the best thread I've ever created.

Rank your threads!

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Thu November 14, 2013 11:25 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This is probably the best thread I've ever created.
Rank your threads!

1. Ruddo's threads.
2. Everyone else's.

hlniv · Post by **hlniv** » Sat November 16, 2013 7:17 am

96583UP wrote:5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot would probably end up replacing DTE in the live setlist

Only if it included a European style chant-a-long with the Kitchen furnishings dude over the PA system

broken iris · Post by **broken iris** » Sat November 16, 2013 5:29 pm

hlniv wrote:
96583UP wrote:5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot would probably end up replacing DTE in the live setlist
Only if it included a European style chant-a-long with the Kitchen furnishings dude over the PA system

Imagine what that would sound like if it was Ikea instead of Home Depot.

It's händelseutveckling baaaabbby!!!

dimejinky99 · Post by **dimejinky99** » Sat November 16, 2013 5:58 pm

11th album.

Will there be one?

They'll get inducted into the RNRHOF next year and that might just be that.

Red Mosquito

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