Ed Kicks Some Chick out of GA

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B wrote:Wow! How big was the pit in LA? In Charlotte, I'd be surprised if it was 20 feet deep. If someone came up and said they had to get out, I'd say "fuck you, step back 3 feet, and you're free!" Shit people were leaving and getting beers.

Californians are dicks.
It was a bit deeper than 20 feet in Charlotte, but it wasn't very big. In Hartford it was probably twice as deep.
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B wrote:Still say all these made up excuses are bullshit.
i agree with that
The correct response is to never admit to this on-line and disappear into the crowd hoping no one remembers you next year. This is the correct response irregardless of your actual guilt or any reason you think you might have for doing whatever it was that got you kicked out by the lead singer of the band you came to see.
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B wrote:irregardless
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harmless wrote:
B wrote:irregardless
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spike wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:More from this saga.....
I was out at lunch today and this gal saw me wearing my tour shirt and we started talking. Turns out, she was on the floor and in the middle of all that crap.
What she told me was there were two women... a young one and an older one. The older one was pushing people away to get the younger one to the railling. The young one was apparently going to pass out and needed to get out of the pit. When they got to the front so the security guards in the photographers pit could reach her and get her out... the 2 women backed up, out of the reach of the guards. The younger one said she was fine now and didn't need to get out. She was pretending to be in distress in order to get through the crowd.
That is when people started getting pissed. The guards could not reach them to pull them over the fence because they had backed up, out of their reach. People were trying to shove them back to where they came from and the 2 put up a fight.
That is why pearl jam security had to go around to ge them out.
this adds up, as ed did acknowledge a dispute and not having time to settle it. he simply exercised the bros before hos code.
This is the version of events I am most comfortable with. Ed wouldn't never disrespect true jamily.
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Lament wrote:CSI: Pearl Jam
Looks like this chick should...

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this story is hysterical. who the hell goes to the front of the pit when they are gonna pass out? go to the back or the side lol. the best part is she was called out multiple times after her BS story.
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Holy shit those naive emoticons are amazing.
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warehouse wrote:this story is hysterical. who the hell goes to the front of the pit when they are gonna pass out? go to the back or the side lol. the best part is she was called out multiple times after her BS story.
OK, so we know her story was BS. Do we know which story *isn't* BS?
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warehouse wrote:this story is hysterical. who the hell goes to the front of the pit when they are gonna pass out? go to the back or the side lol. the best part is she was called out multiple times after her BS story.
OK, so we know her story was BS. Do we know which story *isn't* BS?
that she was pushing her way up front?
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warehouse wrote:
harmless wrote:
warehouse wrote:this story is hysterical. who the hell goes to the front of the pit when they are gonna pass out? go to the back or the side lol. the best part is she was called out multiple times after her BS story.
OK, so we know her story was BS. Do we know which story *isn't* BS?
that she was pushing her way up front?
Well yeah, that's what I've read.
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B wrote:
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
B wrote:Still say all these made up excuses are bullshit.
i agree with that
The correct response is to never admit to this on-line and disappear into the crowd hoping no one remembers you next year. This is the correct response irregardless of your actual guilt or any reason you think you might have for doing whatever it was that got you kicked out by the lead singer of the band you came to see.
The only issue with that is that those of us that would be embarrassed as hell to have that happen to us would never do that in the first place
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Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
B wrote:
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
B wrote:Still say all these made up excuses are bullshit.
i agree with that
The correct response is to never admit to this on-line and disappear into the crowd hoping no one remembers you next year. This is the correct response irregardless of your actual guilt or any reason you think you might have for doing whatever it was that got you kicked out by the lead singer of the band you came to see.
The only issue with that is that those of us that would be embarrassed as hell to have that happen to us would never do that in the first place
it may have been a reflex in an effort to salvage what little self respect the person may have left after what could very easily be a life-shattering event.

to be brutally eviscerated in front of 20,000 people can't be easy on a person's ego, no matter how not-hot and in denial about their flabby arms they are.

how could one go on living with oneself after such an international embarrassment?

this was probably the first stage in the 5 stages of grief:

1) Denial
2) Anger
3) Bargaining
4) Depression
5) Acceptance

the real question is, aside from obtaining third party confirmation as to whether this person was hot, is whether the remaining 4 stages will all also play out in public on an internet message board; or if they will be played out in a series of off-the-beaten-path-LA-underbelly-subculture vignettes, to be glamorized later in an independent film biography about the person who's ass was fed to them by Eddie Vedder in front of 20,000 people that eventually grew up to become the president of the largest and most successful anti general admission pushing civil rights organization on the planet.

ironically, at the opening of this film, eddie vedder will be spotted elbowing his way up to the front of the theater, but bitch-out-him she will not, she will not.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:It was a bit deeper than 20 feet in Charlotte, but it wasn't very big. In Hartford it was probably twice as deep.
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AndySlash wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:It was a bit deeper than 20 feet in Charlotte, but it wasn't very big. In Hartford it was probably twice as deep.
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Who lines up at 4am for a show?
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