Post All The Times Ed's Been a Dick

stupidmop · Post by **stupidmop** » Wed November 27, 2013 8:01 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I thought dime told us that it wasn't wine that he drinks but some mongolian cough syrup or something?

Cough syrup you say?

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Wed November 27, 2013 8:05 pm

elliseamos wrote:
doug rr wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
doug rr wrote:out of curiosity has RM ever had a poll on who of us here own guns?
Probably just EH Ruddock and me.
and me
and littlewing.

lenny's gotta be strapped, no?

skitch and orpheus are black right, they must have guns, too.

I got a 9mm around here somewhere, probably within easy reach of a child.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Wed November 27, 2013 10:31 pm

WtOB? wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Gun owners deserved it.
yep. remove that one.

I'd shoot you if I had my gun.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Wed November 27, 2013 10:31 pm

doug rr wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
doug rr wrote:out of curiosity has RM ever had a poll on who of us here own guns?
Probably just EH Ruddock and me.
and me

WtOB? · Post by **WtOB?** » Wed November 27, 2013 11:06 pm

lol americans.

Kral · Post by **Kral** » Thu November 28, 2013 12:23 am

BurtReynolds wrote:At first it looks like his official wine holding slave isnt there to hold the wine for him, but then it looks like the wine itself displeased him.

It appears that that wine did not go well with the chicken...

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Thu November 28, 2013 12:23 am

I just cleaned my 22 bolt action the other day.

VinylGuy · Post by **VinylGuy** » Thu November 28, 2013 12:24 am

WtOB? wrote:lol americans.

Honey, we got a new gun just in case someone enters home. Honey, we got a new gun just in case someone enters home.
Honey, we got a new gun just in case someone enters home. Honey, we got a new gun just in case someone enters home.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Thu November 28, 2013 12:32 am

Kral wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:At first it looks like his official wine holding slave isnt there to hold the wine for him, but then it looks like the wine itself displeased him.
It appears that that wine did not go well with the chicken...

Delicious again, Peter.

Kral · Post by **Kral** » Thu November 28, 2013 12:51 am

cutuphalfdead wrote:
Kral wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:At first it looks like his official wine holding slave isnt there to hold the wine for him, but then it looks like the wine itself displeased him.
It appears that that wine did not go well with the chicken...
Delicious again, Peter.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Thu November 28, 2013 1:46 am

Only guns I own, are the ones hanging off my shoulders.

otisboy2 · Post by **otisboy2** » Thu November 28, 2013 1:57 am

I guess this could be considered being a dick, taken from deadspin.com http://deadspin.com/5843098/pearl-jam-f ... sorbet-cup:

So I worked at the Mandarin Oriental San Francisco for a few years and worked in room service. Met many celebs and saw plenty of crazy stuff. Pearl Jam stayed there pretty much every year around the Bridge School Benefit Concert time(Neil Young as well). So Eddie orders sorbet one night and I deliver and he is by himself in the suite. I am a huge fan and my girlfriend loves Eddie as well so I figured I might ask for an autograph(other than on the bill). This is frowned upon of course and I had never done it before but what the hell, he seemed pretty cool. Well he was, and when I asked if he could sign for my girlfriend he crooned "anything for love" and even drew a little wave on the card. Righteous! I'm getting laid! Thanks Eddie Vedder! Well the story continues as he later calls to have his sorbet and tray picked up and I rush up to thank him again. Well the tray is outside the door with another souvenir. The guy left a used condom hanging on the sorbet cup! WTF! So Eddie had sex delivered in the time I left and then decided to leave the remains on the tray not in the garbage can. A sicker fuck or bigger fan(looking at you AJ) probably would have kept it as the ultimate souvenir but I was happy with my autograph. Anyway he was cool despite that whole jizz thing.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Thu November 28, 2013 2:05 am

Anyway he was cool despite that whole jizz thing.

broken iris · Post by **broken iris** » Thu November 28, 2013 2:06 am

Philly 2 in 2006, Ed threw a pick at Mike and slammed his guitar to the ground because Mike was like 5 seconds behind on one of the starts. Then he stormed off stage.

AndySlash · Post by **AndySlash** » Thu November 28, 2013 4:10 am

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Thu November 28, 2013 4:12 am

otisboy2 wrote:I guess this could be considered being a dick, taken from deadspin.com http://deadspin.com/5843098/pearl-jam-f ... sorbet-cup:
So I worked at the Mandarin Oriental San Francisco for a few years and worked in room service. Met many celebs and saw plenty of crazy stuff. Pearl Jam stayed there pretty much every year around the Bridge School Benefit Concert time(Neil Young as well). So Eddie orders sorbet one night and I deliver and he is by himself in the suite. I am a huge fan and my girlfriend loves Eddie as well so I figured I might ask for an autograph(other than on the bill). This is frowned upon of course and I had never done it before but what the hell, he seemed pretty cool. Well he was, and when I asked if he could sign for my girlfriend he crooned "anything for love" and even drew a little wave on the card. Righteous! I'm getting laid! Thanks Eddie Vedder! Well the story continues as he later calls to have his sorbet and tray picked up and I rush up to thank him again. Well the tray is outside the door with another souvenir. The guy left a used condom hanging on the sorbet cup! WTF! So Eddie had sex delivered in the time I left and then decided to leave the remains on the tray not in the garbage can. A sicker fuck or bigger fan(looking at you AJ) probably would have kept it as the ultimate souvenir but I was happy with my autograph. Anyway he was cool despite that whole jizz thing.

maybe he was just reinforcing the "anything for love" thing?

Fuzzcharger · Post by **Fuzzcharger** » Thu November 28, 2013 4:15 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Anyway he was cool despite that whole jizz thing.

AndySlash · Post by **AndySlash** » Thu November 28, 2013 4:19 am

BurtReynolds wrote:
otisboy2 wrote:I guess this could be considered being a dick, taken from deadspin.com http://deadspin.com/5843098/pearl-jam-f ... sorbet-cup:
So I worked at the Mandarin Oriental San Francisco for a few years and worked in room service. Met many celebs and saw plenty of crazy stuff. Pearl Jam stayed there pretty much every year around the Bridge School Benefit Concert time(Neil Young as well). So Eddie orders sorbet one night and I deliver and he is by himself in the suite. I am a huge fan and my girlfriend loves Eddie as well so I figured I might ask for an autograph(other than on the bill). This is frowned upon of course and I had never done it before but what the hell, he seemed pretty cool. Well he was, and when I asked if he could sign for my girlfriend he crooned "anything for love" and even drew a little wave on the card. Righteous! I'm getting laid! Thanks Eddie Vedder! Well the story continues as he later calls to have his sorbet and tray picked up and I rush up to thank him again. Well the tray is outside the door with another souvenir. The guy left a used condom hanging on the sorbet cup! WTF! So Eddie had sex delivered in the time I left and then decided to leave the remains on the tray not in the garbage can. A sicker fuck or bigger fan(looking at you AJ) probably would have kept it as the ultimate souvenir but I was happy with my autograph. Anyway he was cool despite that whole jizz thing.
maybe he was just reinforcing the "anything for love" thing?

but he wouldn't do that.

WtOB? · Post by **WtOB?** » Thu November 28, 2013 4:49 am

there are definitely plenty of ladies out there that would open up that condom and shove it in their puss.

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Thu November 28, 2013 4:54 am

broken iris wrote:Philly 2 in 2006, Ed threw a pick at Mike and slammed his guitar to the ground because Mike was like 5 seconds behind on one of the starts. Then he stormed off stage.

Was that the same night he threw a towel at one of the photographers and stormed off the stage? Good times.

Red Mosquito

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