Did Eddie fire Ricky Ramone?

[BurtReynolds]

I haven't participated in this thread. (Oops, guess I just did)... But I honestly couldn't give two shits about this whole topic. I'm an asshole sometimes, too. I don't really see how it impacts anything of significance. Tell me what it changes and why I should care.

i'm noticing a trend here among people who don't seem to care...

are you saying that you don't seem to care either?

I am a saint, sir.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

WAIT. Maybe Future Days is also a clue. I mean, it being a piece of shit and all...

Ed shit on the album so Jeff shit on the mechanical portion of Eds toilet?

[Mecca]

Swallowed Whole is about Eddie making Jeff eat his shit

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

WAIT. Maybe Future Days is also a clue. I mean, it being a piece of shit and all...

Ed shit on the album so Jeff shit on the mechanical portion of Eds toilet?

Then ed made ricky clean it, so ricky purposely fucked up Eds guitar

[96583UP]

I never thought we'd be three people (Jeff/Ed/Ricky) deep into a poop theory without Mike being involved. I'm still not convinced he's not, though. And I think hlniv is involved too. His "I couldn't give two shits" comment definitely has a deeper meaning. It's a clue, I'm just not sure what it means (and whether or not we can trust him, cause he may just be a plant trying to throw us further off the case).

Also, how does the girl Ed kicked out of GA fit into all of this? I'm starting to think she may be the key to putting the whole puzzle together.

maybe, and this is just a hypothetical:

the girl in GA was sent from the future by hlniv to stop the guitar tech incident from happening, so that it would stop this thread from happening

only the flux capacitor on the time machine that hlniv built in his parent's basement where he lives didn't reach the necessary 1.21 giagawatts necessary to send her to LA2, but instead only generated 1.118 giagawatts (due to a power drain from hlniv's george foreman grill). As a result, the non-hot GA arm-flabber was thrust back in time, to LA1, not LA2, into the GA pit, as opposed to backstage where she could tune the sirens guitar herself. When she realized what had transpired she panicked and rabidly charged the stage t1000 style; when she was unexpectedly halted by an angry midget that sings for a popular rock band.

the "two shits" might stand for two dimensions.... this thread in the future, and this thread in the past

how mike fits in is still unclear...

[Lament]

I never thought we'd be three people (Jeff/Ed/Ricky) deep into a poop theory without Mike being involved. I'm still not convinced he's not, though. And I think hlniv is involved too. His "I couldn't give two shits" comment definitely has a deeper meaning. It's a clue, I'm just not sure what it means (and whether or not we can trust him, cause he may just be a plant trying to throw us further off the case).

Also, how does the girl Ed kicked out of GA fit into all of this? I'm starting to think she may be the key to putting the whole puzzle together.

maybe, and this is just a hypothetical:

the girl in GA was sent from the future by hlniv to stop the guitar tech incident from happening, so that it would stop this thread from happening

only the flux capacitor on the time machine that hlniv built in his parent's basement where he lives didn't reach the necessary 1.21 giagawatts necessary to send her to LA2, but instead only generated 1.118 giagawatts (due to a power drain from hlniv's george foreman grill). As a result, the non-hot GA arm-flabber was thrust back in time, to LA1, not LA2, into the GA pit, as opposed to backstage where she could tune the sirens guitar herself. When she realized what had transpired she panicked and rabidly charged the stage t1000 style; when she was unexpectedly halted by an angry midget that sings for a popular rock band.

the "two shits" might stand for two dimensions.... this thread in the future, and this thread in the past

how mike fits in is still unclear...

[Lament]

Swallowed Whole is about Eddie making Jeff eat his shit

"What is clear far from the noise gets swallowed whole..."

You can't poop on stage, you have to go backstage, far from the noise. It all makes sense.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

This situation is so deep

[Norah]

You can't poop on stage

Mike McCready says otherwise.

[Mecca]

You can't poop on stage

Mike McCready says otherwise.

that depends

[hlniv]

I never thought we'd be three people (Jeff/Ed/Ricky) deep into a poop theory without Mike being involved. I'm still not convinced he's not, though. And I think hlniv is involved too. His "I couldn't give two shits" comment definitely has a deeper meaning. It's a clue, I'm just not sure what it means (and whether or not we can trust him, cause he may just be a plant trying to throw us further off the case).

Also, how does the girl Ed kicked out of GA fit into all of this? I'm starting to think she may be the key to putting the whole puzzle together.

maybe, and this is just a hypothetical:

the girl in GA was sent from the future by hlniv to stop the guitar tech incident from happening, so that it would stop this thread from happening

only the flux capacitor on the time machine that hlniv built in his parent's basement where he lives didn't reach the necessary 1.21 giagawatts necessary to send her to LA2, but instead only generated 1.118 giagawatts (due to a power drain from hlniv's george foreman grill). As a result, the non-hot GA arm-flabber was thrust back in time, to LA1, not LA2, into the GA pit, as opposed to backstage where she could tune the sirens guitar herself. When she realized what had transpired she panicked and rabidly charged the stage t1000 style; when she was unexpectedly halted by an angry midget that sings for a popular rock band.

the "two shits" might stand for two dimensions.... this thread in the future, and this thread in the past

how mike fits in is still unclear...

This should help clear things up. It's all about the post riot-act moneygrab (re: the concluding image in the simple process outlined below)





I cannot elaborate further at this time

[Lament]

Guys, we're soooo close to cracking this. I can feel it. Better load up on the caffeine. It's gonna be a long night.

[WtOB?]

single poop theory

So are we saying Jeff not only can give a shit about Ed's behavior, but he may in fact be capable of giving multiple shits?



Now we're getting somewhere, people...

he looks so much like you.

[Lament]

he looks so much like you.

I hear that more often than you can imagine. But oddly enough, I think that worked in my favor for the use of that gif...

[WtOB?]

but you're younger and sexier lookin.

[stupidmop]

If eds gonna get shit about this forever we gotta give jeff some too. I picture the backstage conversation when someone asked him what was wrong to go like this, just substitute 'machine' for 'band'.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

im pretty sure i heard that the creator of scrubs based that rant off of what he had seen back stage at a PJ show, he just didnt say which band member it was

[elliseamos]

Like I always say, "Anyone who thinks getting kicked in the nuts by one person sucks has never gotten kicked in the nuts by two people at the same time."

You do say that a lot.

I have it crocheted in a frame, hanging above the fireplace.

I want this.

[@SkitchP]

You can't poop on stage

Mike McCready says otherwise.

that depends

[elliseamos]

You can't poop on stage

Mike McCready says otherwise.

that depends

I have to say, the poop jokes make for some of the best runs.