I just squirmed in my chair reading that. One of the worst.Strat wrote:"She said im ready...for you"
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What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
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She comes on like a stone
But you don’t know where from she was thrown

But you don’t know where from she was thrown
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Surely the question would be what kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song half about myself and half about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?Lament wrote:What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
I really do like the lyrics though.
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I do too. I think we've all kind of become immune to how insanely disturbing they are though.stupidmop wrote:I really do like the lyrics though.
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I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
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that one is actually good.DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
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DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
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Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
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good question. i thought it was 'off'. somebody should look that up.guitar_davey wrote:DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
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Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
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looks like it's 'up,' at least according to azlyrics.com, which is for sure definitive.DeLima wrote:good question. i thought it was 'off'. somebody should look that up.guitar_davey wrote:DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
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Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
goddammit! i always like the lyrics i make up better than the actual ones. this is like when i found out it was "since i fell apart" in footsteps instead of "since i've been born." my misheard lyrics always have so much more pathos.
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Light your pillow, lay back, watch the flames.DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
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(Provided you are in fact, laying back onto the pillow)
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true, that would probably be as bad or worsestupidmop wrote:Light your pillow, lay back, watch the flames.DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
wins as most physically uncomfortable
(Provided you are in fact, laying back onto the pillow)
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he was eating alot of acid at the timeLament wrote:What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
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I used to be crustacean.
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that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
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that's the spongebob squarepants themed song isn't it? yeah, I'm with you.stip wrote:that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
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the spongebob song has better lyrics
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Take my fucking hand
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darth_vedder wrote:I used to be crustacean.
stip wrote:that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
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