Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics

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I just squirmed in my chair reading that. One of the worst.
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What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
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She comes on like a stone
But you don’t know where from she was thrown

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Lament wrote:What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
Surely the question would be what kind of dude  thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song half about myself and half about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?

I really do like the lyrics though.
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stupidmop wrote:I really do like the lyrics though.
I do too. I think we've all kind of become immune to how insanely disturbing they are though.
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I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...

wins as most physically uncomfortable
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DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...

wins as most physically uncomfortable
that one is actually good.
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DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...

wins as most physically uncomfortable

Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
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guitar_davey wrote:
DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...

wins as most physically uncomfortable

Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
good question. i thought it was 'off'. somebody should look that up.
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DeLima wrote:
guitar_davey wrote:
DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...

wins as most physically uncomfortable

Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
good question. i thought it was 'off'. somebody should look that up.
looks like it's 'up,' at least according to azlyrics.com, which is for sure definitive.

goddammit! i always like the lyrics i make up better than the actual ones. this is like when i found out it was "since i fell apart" in footsteps instead of "since i've been born." my misheard lyrics always have so much more pathos.
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DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...

wins as most physically uncomfortable
Light your pillow, lay back, watch the flames.

(Provided you are in fact, laying back onto the pillow)
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stupidmop wrote:
DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...

wins as most physically uncomfortable
Light your pillow, lay back, watch the flames.

(Provided you are in fact, laying back onto the pillow)
true, that would probably be as bad or worse
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Lament wrote:What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
he was eating alot of acid at the time
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that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
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stip wrote:that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
that's the spongebob squarepants themed song isn't it? yeah, I'm with you.
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the spongebob song has better lyrics
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darth_vedder wrote:I used to be crustacean.
stip wrote:that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
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