RM Secret Mixtape exchange. Listen to your mixes!

Fuzzcharger · Post by **Fuzzcharger** » Tue December 03, 2013 2:44 am

When are names being drawn?

super nintendo chalmers · Tue December 03, 2013 2:54 am

So digital olde style then? Blank tracks, guess the hits?

I'm cool with whatever.

dsb1218 · Post by **dsb1218** » Tue December 03, 2013 3:10 am

Fuzzcharger wrote:It'd be handy if I could make a mix for a specifc scenario i.e. road trip, bedroom headphone mix, having a beer on the back deck etc.

You're making the mix, you decide.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Tue December 03, 2013 3:27 am

80 minutes is a long time, so I'll make a mix that takes you from one chore/activity to the next. It's good to envision a series of tasks that will be getting soundtracked by the mix. That's the key to a great mix.

Minutes 1-10: Styling your hair and assembling your outfit
Minutes 11-15: Driving to the supermarket
Minutes 16-36: Creepily checking out the girls who work at the supermarket
Minutes 36-41: Driving back from the supermarket
Minutes 41-50: Enjoying a snack of soft pretzels and soda
Minutes 50-54: Watching Jennifer Lawrence gifs
Minutes 55-60: Masturbating
Minutes 61-80: Shamefully crying in a dark corner till you fall asleep

The recipe to a perfect mix.

Post by **stip** » Tue December 03, 2013 3:44 am

you could combine minutes 41-60 for a quicker mix.

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Tue December 03, 2013 3:47 am

stip wrote:you could combine minutes 41-60 for a quicker mix.

Yeah, I think this one is a little optimistic:

Lament wrote:Minutes 55-60: Masturbating

Only needs 20-30 seconds max.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Tue December 03, 2013 3:49 am

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
stip wrote:you could combine minutes 41-60 for a quicker mix.
Yeah, I think this one is a little optimistic:
Lament wrote:Minutes 55-60: Masturbating
Only needs 20-30 seconds max.

And you guys say I'm the one who is dead inside...

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Tue December 03, 2013 3:58 am

Lament wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
stip wrote:you could combine minutes 41-60 for a quicker mix.
Yeah, I think this one is a little optimistic:
Lament wrote:Minutes 55-60: Masturbating
Only needs 20-30 seconds max.
And you guys say I'm the one who is dead inside...

I wish I did, but I haven't got enough time these days for some proper self-love.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Tue December 03, 2013 4:02 am

If every time you listened to Lightning Bolt you dedicated six minutes in the middle of it to masturbating instead of listening to Sirens, your quality of life would go up dramatically, friend.

super nintendo chalmers · Tue December 03, 2013 4:09 am

okay, boys.

Post by **Jorge** » Tue December 03, 2013 4:12 am

super nintendo chalmers wrote:So digital olde style then? Blank tracks, guess the hits?

I'm cool with whatever.

Yeah, I think so.

I'd like for a few more people to sign up.

Fuzzcharger · Post by **Fuzzcharger** » Tue December 03, 2013 4:15 am

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Lament wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
stip wrote:you could combine minutes 41-60 for a quicker mix.
Yeah, I think this one is a little optimistic:
Lament wrote:Minutes 55-60: Masturbating
Only needs 20-30 seconds max.
And you guys say I'm the one who is dead inside...

I wish I did, but I haven't got enough time these days for some proper self-love.

How much time do you need exactly Sarge? It's not building a retaining wall.

Post by **Jorge** » Tue December 03, 2013 4:16 am

Speak for yourself.

Post by **stip** » Tue December 03, 2013 4:24 am

Lament wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
stip wrote:you could combine minutes 41-60 for a quicker mix.
Yeah, I think this one is a little optimistic:
Lament wrote:Minutes 55-60: Masturbating
Only needs 20-30 seconds max.
And you guys say I'm the one who is dead inside...

no kids answer

Fuzzcharger · Post by **Fuzzcharger** » Tue December 03, 2013 4:26 am

theplatypus wrote:Speak for yourself.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Tue December 03, 2013 4:28 am

C'mon guys, it's not like I set aside 25 minutes for masturbation. It was five. That's not THAT ridiculous, no matter how busy your life is. Maybe take five minutes away from checking RM on your iPad while you're on the can or something. Just once or twice a week.

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Tue December 03, 2013 4:34 am

Lament wrote:C'mon guys, it's not like I set aside 25 minutes for masturbation. It was five. That's not THAT ridiculous, no matter how busy your life is. Maybe take five minutes away from checking RM on your iPad while you're on the can or something. Just once or twice a week.

If anyone wants to go down in history with a quote, this would be the one to have. Thank you Lament, you're making the world a better place.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Tue December 03, 2013 5:09 am

This planet is gonna be fixed by the time we're done with it Sarge. I can feel it.

LetMeSleep · Post by **LetMeSleep** » Tue December 03, 2013 6:21 am

An endorcement to multi-skilling by masturbating while shitting. Just how time poor can you get?

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Tue December 03, 2013 6:26 am

LetMeSleep wrote:An endorcement to multi-skilling by masturbating while shitting. Just how time poor can you get?

Hey man, I'm just trying to help those who claim that they can't spare five minutes once or twice a week.

Oh I'm a lucky man
To count on both hands
My opportunities for a five minute session each week
Some folks they get one
(Apparently Sarge gets none)
Aw huh...

Red Mosquito

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