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Or at the supermarket, if they work there.
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Lament wrote:Or at the supermarket, if they work there.
Lament, you going to change your game up once the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie comes out? Lots of middle-agers will be at the movie theaters for weeks.
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I'm not quite ready to move onto middle-aged women. I feel like as long as younger women are interested in me, I shouldn't let it go to waste.

I'd make an exception for Jennifer Connelly though.
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Lament wrote:I'd make an exception for Jennifer Connelly though.
Well then you'd better own a time machine.
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evenslow wrote:
Lament wrote:I'd make an exception for Jennifer Connelly though.
Well then you'd better own a time machine.
Is 43 not middle-aged?
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It sure is. Jennifer Connelly looks amazing though.
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Strat wrote:
stupidmop wrote:The worst part of the hershey rant isnt that he tells her she should be voting or whatever, its that he implies that if she had bigger tits he'd be here for that. 03 ed would have linked anything back to voting, "i bought a sandwich earlier....you know if everyone who bought a sandwich voted blah blah blah'

Anywho, at the end of this he calls out madonna AND marky marky for dropping their pants to get attention, looking and sounding like a jackass while doing so but still.


I'm always surprised that people are surprised ed can be an asshole. Maybe cause i became a fan more recently, post-backspacer right in the middle of target-gate and therefore missed out on the hero worship portion of my fandom? Dudes not perfect.'I shit and i stink im real join the club'(a song in which he self righteously rants about models years before marying one and thereby proving the point that he isn't infact perfect), i'm not your fucking messiah etc etc.

Ed's always been a dick. I realized that when i was 13 years old. But that passion/anger/rage/ridiculousness/self righteousness is part of the passion that made the music so great and that drew me to the band. Its part of who he is and what makes/made him great. Most of us understood that and thus are not surprised at his antics. But that makes us apologists!
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I was an extra in a movie she was in, and ended standing merely inches away from her. I can say without hesitation she is the single most stunning human being I've ever seen in the flesh. And I wasn't even a fan of hers going into it. She glows, I swear. She looks perfect. Winona Ryder was in the movie too, and going into it I was more excited about being in the same room as her and would've said she was the more attractive of the two, but after seeing them both of close, she's not even in Connelly's league. Then again, only a few people I've ever seen in person are.
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Stop bragging about being an extra.
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I'm not bragging about being an extra. That kinda sucked. Seeing Jennifer Connelly up close was pretty fucking awesome though.
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I was kidding. There is no way to brag about being an extra.
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evenslow wrote:I was kidding. There is no way to brag about being an extra.
Depends on whether or not the film was made in the San Fernando Valley.
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evenslow wrote:I was kidding. There is no way to brag about being an extra.
ricky gervais even made a show about it
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broken iris wrote:
evenslow wrote:I was kidding. There is no way to brag about being an extra.
Depends on whether or not the film was made in the San Fernando Valley.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
stupidmop wrote:I think this is the tech again. At the start.
lol whats the story with that one?

I think the bottle was opened wrong (foil cut on first ring instead of lower ring, effects flavor) and the foil may have cut his mouth or the foil spoiled the taste as it would, or wrong type of wine, he rips out his wireless monitor equipment too….kicks some lights off the stage. Who knows, good stuff. Great for the people of Pearl Jam. Do things right dammit.
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I'm hoping next time bo'b makes a suggestion for any music, that's the response he gets. If we're lucky he'll go the same way as Rick :twisted: .
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stupidmop wrote:I'm hoping next time bo'b makes a suggestion for any music, that's the response he gets. If we're lucky he'll go the same way as Rick :twisted: .
Oh fuck, yeah, I hadn't thought of that.
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LuNY wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
stupidmop wrote:I think this is the tech again. At the start.
lol whats the story with that one?

I think the bottle was opened wrong (foil cut on first ring instead of lower ring, effects flavor) and the foil may have cut his mouth or the foil spoiled the taste as it would, or wrong type of wine, he rips out his wireless monitor equipment too….kicks some lights off the stage. Who knows, good stuff. Great for the people of Pearl Jam. Do things right dammit.
I doubt taste is a factor by the second bottle.
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