Film: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

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Seeing this today. I look forward to seeing whether Justin is right or wrong about the CGI
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BurtReynolds wrote:I think the son is a little stuck up his own ass, to be honest. I don't think JRR was as worried about what others did with it.
What do you base that on? Most authors wouldn't like to see their work butchered.
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This wasn't that great. I had high hopes after the first one being so bad, but this was an hour and a half too long. The only thing it really told me was that the dwarves want the Arkenstone and some elves are dicks.
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Anders wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:I think the son is a little stuck up his own ass, to be honest. I don't think JRR was as worried about what others did with it.
What do you base that on? Most authors wouldn't like to see their work butchered.
I would again encourage anyone who feels that Jackson et all is butchering the source material to actually reread the hobbit
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:This wasn't that great. I had high hopes after the first one being so bad, but this was an hour and a half too long. The only thing it really told me was that the dwarves want the Arkenstone and some elves are dicks.
I really didn't think that this felt like it was too long or even its actual length.
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Mecca wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This wasn't that great. I had high hopes after the first one being so bad, but this was an hour and a half too long. The only thing it really told me was that the dwarves want the Arkenstone and some elves are dicks.
I really didn't think that this felt like it was too long or even its actual length.
To me it felt like from the beginning of the movie through to when they reached Laketown took forever and really didn't establish much then all of the sudden we're in the middle of the dragon's lair.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Mecca wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This wasn't that great. I had high hopes after the first one being so bad, but this was an hour and a half too long. The only thing it really told me was that the dwarves want the Arkenstone and some elves are dicks.
I really didn't think that this felt like it was too long or even its actual length.
To me it felt like from the beginning of the movie through to when they reached Laketown took forever and really didn't establish much then all of the sudden we're in the middle of the dragon's lair.
it was about the journey there!
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The Hobbit: An Unexpectedly Long Journey
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There and back oh wait over here first then back again.
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that totally wasn't in the LOTR trilogy
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I kind of want to fuck some fire now. Just, like, stick my junk in an open flame.
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theplatypus wrote:I kind of want to fuck some fire now. Just, like, stick my junk in an open flame.
only stick it in the black part
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Mecca wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I kind of want to fuck some fire now. Just, like, stick my junk in an open flame.
only stick it in the black part
Two in the black, and one in the back.
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Boy Howdy the first Hobbit movie was awful. Finally watched it last night.
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@SkitchP wrote:Boy Howdy the first Hobbit movie was awful. Finally watched it last night.
It was like watching the Phantom Menace for the first time. Not that it was as bad as that movie...it just gave you that same sense of "Is it really possible that the people who made movie series A are the same braintrust who manufactured this lump?"
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Watched it four times already. This is much better than the first movie. Looking forward for the third.
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I still want to kill Jar Jar the brown.
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