The Chicago Bears

[Chris_H_2]

it's always adorable watching bears fans talk all optimistic and stuff.

There's a lot to be excited about. We have a big boy offense that makes me touch myself in odd places.

That offense played about as well as the defense last night -- like a bunch of 6-year olds. Hopefully you weren't touching yourself.

They Detroit Lions'ed themselves.

Nah, the Detroit Lions would have offered a glimmer of hope, and then done something completely and uniquely stupid to rip my heart out.

And then after the game Jim Schwartz would tell you that it wasn't a complete failure.

Don't forget the part where he will tell me to fuck off when I complain about something stupid they did, and then lie and tell me he didn't actually say it.

[Fuck You Jobu]

For being a "Bears" topic we sure are spending a lot of time on Det's HC

JK, I'm going to miss the guy.

Btw, the Bears don't even need to win this game. A tie will do just fine

[Harry Lime]

You guys are dead in the water.

[pnjguy]

So Rodgers is miraculously healed and playing Sunday. You can't make this stuff up.

[pnjguy]

it's always adorable watching bears fans talk all optimistic and stuff.

There's a lot to be excited about. We have a big boy offense that makes me touch myself in odd places.

That offense played about as well as the defense last night -- like a bunch of 6-year olds. Hopefully you weren't touching yourself.

They Detroit Lions'ed themselves.

Nah, the Detroit Lions would have offered a glimmer of hope, and then done something completely and uniquely stupid to rip my heart out.

And then after the game Jim Schwartz would tell you that it wasn't a complete failure.

Don't forget the part where he will tell me to fuck off when I complain about something stupid they did, and then lie and tell me he didn't actually say it.

I'll miss him.

[pnjguy]

You guys are dead in the water.

I'll be driving during the game but i'm a pretty safe driver, so I think i'll be okay.

[Kaius]

Welp, Jay, it's fucking do or die damnit.

[pnjguy]

Welp, Jay, it's fucking do or die damnit.

It's not a movie.

[Kaius]

Welp, Jay, it's fucking do or die damnit.

It's not a movie.

If it was, I'd call it the Midway Miracle.

[EJ]

34-24 Bears

[verb_to_trust]

Chris Conte was bound to come up big today. I actually have the pregame texts to a friend to prove my Nostradamus like prediction of Conte dominance.

[Kaius]

Apparently this is all for dramatics, because Green Bay has already been penciled into the NFC championship game.

[EJ]

Loving the start to this game. Opportunistic works for me.

[Kaius]

That Rodgers fumble > touchdown was the most gut wrenching thing I've seen in a while.

[EJ]

Unbelievable

[Kaius]

Heartbreak

[Kaius]

Fuck. Aaron. Rodgers. And his post game interview

[spike]

[hotdog]

[Kaius]

Cutler outplays Rodgers and loses. Honestly, it's hard being a Bears fan.