X-men : Movies (and all other Mutant related things)

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He looks like a possible bad guy for "Howard the Duck 2".
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It looks like someone found out they're out of the band the day before they play the all-school assembly.
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He looks like the laser sounds just found out they won't be needed on the new record.
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He looks like a man who saw his parents gunned down by Joel Schumacher.
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:lol:

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He looks like a giant robot made entirely out of 80s hair metal bands.
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He looks like a Native American Jason Bourne.
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Who guest starred on the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers.
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He looks like his Xmen name is XXX-Tremo and he rides a magical skateboard.
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He looks like a man whose spirit animal is a peacock.
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He's one big jug of homemade root beer away from looking like how the Renaissance Fair is going to look, after we've finally managed to wipe out the last of the space pirates.
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He looks like a man whose parents don't understand what it is to be sad.
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He looks like the love child of Gary Glitter and Spuds McKenzie.
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He looks like a crow who had sex with Battlestar Galactica.
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It looks like a VERY misunderstood young man is standing over his little brother's shoulder, waiting for him to quit playing Roller Coaster Tycoon and get off the damn computer.
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He looks like a Glam revolution, if he could just get his demo tape out there.
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He looks like Lady GaGa's less successful little brother.
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his catchphrase is "totally radical, kemosabe!".
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He looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, if the makeup team called in sick that day.
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His origin story involves radiation, a Trapper Keeper, and an unopened box of Ecto Cooler.
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