The God topic

red calzolaio · Post by **red calzolaio** » Wed December 25, 2013 10:34 pm

simple schoolboy wrote:
red calzolaio wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
elliseamos wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
elliseamos wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:I didn't broach the topic, but somehow at work we got to religion and someone asked me mine and I answered atheist/ agnostic. At which my rather conservative coworker just kept repeating something about how I should be smarter than that, and brought up the claim that humans are descended from monkeys and how that is (presumably) preposterous. I really didn't push back and tried to disengage but, yikes. He was chiding more than seriously arguing, but still it was a bit awkward. I feel he could have gotten his point across within the first three utterances of, "I thought you were smarter than that".
now imagine the roles were reversed and you were chiding him about his faith, would you still have a job?
Considering that he and I have the same position and that management is French Canadian, I have no doubt that they would side with me. Perhaps they would have some sort of séance to cleanse the building after his firing or something. I realize this is not typical, but the French Canadians are especially godless from what I gather.
there's a Sodom & Gomorrah joke in here, let me see if i can figure it out...
Our building is LEED certified, if that is enough to dispel YHWH's wrath.
Jehovah!!!
Using vowels is cheating. Back in Moses's day, they didn't have time for such extravagance.

i'm watching this show The Bible on History channel. they keep saying "in God's name" but then just go on using the title Lord. anyway, i tried to find a Professor Henry Jones gif worthy of using in my quote...just couldn't find one.

Biff Pocoroba · Post by **Biff Pocoroba** » Thu December 26, 2013 12:22 am

A friend of mine's mother in law passed away from cancer earlier this year. It's a religous family & this is their first Christmas without her. His wife posted this on Facebook earlier today:

Thankful for my best Christmas present to date...My son woke up this morning so excited to tell me about the best dream he has EVER had..."Mom, God spoke to me all night long, and Gamey was there. She told me she hopes this was my merriest Christmas ever. She looked so young, and guess what!?!? She said she doesn't have cancer anymore." The smile and pure joy on Grayson's face was blissful. Thank you, Jesus for this beautiful gift.

The kid's about ten and loved his grandmother dearly. I get that you can skepitically say it was just a dream. That could well certainly be the case. But maybe it was more than the product of his subconcious mind?

Post by **Jorge** » Thu December 26, 2013 12:27 am

Biff Pocoroba wrote:The kid's about ten and loved his grandmother dearly. I get that you can skepitically say it was just a dream. That could well certainly be the case. But maybe it was more than the product of his subconcious mind?

It's a nice thought.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Thu December 26, 2013 1:40 am

I once thought god was talking to me. Turns out I was on mushrooms, and talking to my hand.

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Thu December 26, 2013 5:20 am

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I once thought god was talking to me. Turns out I was on mushrooms, and talking to my hand.

Maybe that was God

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Thu December 26, 2013 5:41 am

Kaius wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I once thought god was talking to me. Turns out I was on mushrooms, and talking to my hand.
Maybe that was God

That's the same thing the other hand said.

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Thu December 26, 2013 12:03 pm

Shit went down in here yesterday, huh?

I had a good Christmas this year. This is pretty big news, considering the last three or four, which were ruined by one thing or another.

So now my brain starts wondering who to ascribe my good Christmas to, and my answer to my brain is my wife and family... for the first time in my life.

Post by **stip** » Thu December 26, 2013 12:29 pm

So 15 pages in and this hasn't been settled yet?

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Thu December 26, 2013 12:32 pm

You'd think that if anyone could settle this, it would be Americans.

mookie · Post by **mookie** » Thu December 26, 2013 2:33 pm

stip wrote:So 15 pages in and this hasn't been settled yet?

Don't worry, the Pope is reaching out to all the right places.

warehouse · Post by **warehouse** » Thu December 26, 2013 2:38 pm

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I once thought god was talking to me. Turns out I was on mushrooms, and talking to my hand.

you should look into native american religions

Post by **stip** » Thu December 26, 2013 5:06 pm

harmless wrote:You'd think that if anyone could settle this, it would be Americans.

We just need to figure out which side to shoot

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Thu December 26, 2013 7:07 pm

stip wrote:
harmless wrote:You'd think that if anyone could settle this, it would be Americans.
We just need to figure out which side to shoot

surfndestroy · Post by **surfndestroy** » Fri December 27, 2013 2:06 am

stip wrote:
harmless wrote:You'd think that if anyone could settle this, it would be Americans.
We just need to figure out which side to shoot

America gave up on choosing a side to shoot a long time ago. Just give everyone guns and let the winner prevail.

Post by **stip** » Fri December 27, 2013 12:24 pm

It's what the founders would have wanted.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri December 27, 2013 1:06 pm

harmless wrote:You'd think that if anyone could settle this, it would be Americans.

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Fri December 27, 2013 11:01 pm

Sometimes I believe in God most when I'm drunk.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Sat December 28, 2013 2:44 am

Whitey McTeeth wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I once thought god was talking to me. Turns out I was on mushrooms, and talking to my hand.
Maybe that was God
That's the same thing the other hand said.

did you clap then?

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Sat December 28, 2013 2:46 am

knee tunes wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I once thought god was talking to me. Turns out I was on mushrooms, and talking to my hand.
Maybe that was God
That's the same thing the other hand said.
did you clap then?

You have to clap to complete the holy trinity.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Sat December 28, 2013 2:55 am

Whitey McTeeth wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I once thought god was talking to me. Turns out I was on mushrooms, and talking to my hand.
Maybe that was God
That's the same thing the other hand said.
did you clap then?
You have to clap to complete the holy trinity.

so you clapped god into your face then?

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