X-men : Movies (and all other Mutant related things)

[epilogue]

He can quote every line from Streets of Fire.

[epilogue]

He calls out sick from work every time a new Meatloaf album drops.

[epilogue]

"Pain" is the most frequently used word in both of his journals. Followed closely by "soul," "fire" and "galactic."

[Whitey McTeeth]

He looks like a guy who would spend his christmas gift cards at Hot Topic.

[BurtReynolds]

He looks like he thinks Triple H was hella lame after D-Generation X broke up.

[BurtReynolds]

He thinks cosplay outfits are only legit if you handmake your own sequins.

[Norah]

Points! All of you, points!

[Whitey McTeeth]

he looks like the ghost of christmas wrapping paper past.

[spike]

he looks like the ghost of christmas wrapping paper past.

[McParadigm]

He looks like he loves the word noob, but has a chilling and traumatic past experience involving that exact term, youthful innocence, and a freshly installed copy of Ultima Online.

[epilogue]

He only masturbates with his Power Glove hand.

[Whitey McTeeth]

He looks like a man who enjoys a warm Fanta.

[BurtReynolds]

he looks like he owns all the Fast and Furious movies on laserdisc, except the one without Paul Walker.

[Whitey McTeeth]

He looks like how the Warriors in the movie "The Warriors" feel.

[BurtReynolds]

he looks like a minor villain cut out of You Got S3rv3d 3: Jazz Hand Hoedown.

[Jorge]

He owns a closet full of Axe Night and calls women "m'lady".

[@SkitchP]

He uses the hover hand when being photographed with a "6" yet spends nearly all his free time with a group of friends consisting almost entirely of 9's.

[Whitey McTeeth]

He looks like Last of the Mohicans in a Christmas parade.

[BurtReynolds]

He looks like he was raised on the tough streets of Irvine, CA.

[spike]

he has a myspace account