The God topic

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:14 pm

He kinda looks like Pauly Shore movies decided to go real dark all of the sudden in the third act.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:16 pm

He looks like he knows all the words to Barracuda by Heart.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:17 pm

He looks like a new season of Doctor Who is past due, but the BBC is broke as shit.

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:19 pm

He played Reptile in his high school production of Mortal Kombat: The Musical

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:21 pm

He assembled his wardrobe with the finest threads Salvation Army had to offer.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:23 pm

Whitey McTeeth wrote:He assembled his wardrobe with the finest threads Salvation Army had to offer.

goddamn it. I was totally about to post

Shops at thrift shops out of both a sense of style and necessity.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:25 pm

He looks like a guy who has just the song "Moves like Jagger" on his Ipod nano.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:28 pm

He looks like Surge Cola was granted human form just long enough to take its revenge.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:33 pm

He hopes his mom will finish his new cape before the big prom.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:36 pm

It will ALWAYS be a combination of the words 'atari,' 'jaguar,' and the number 1993. Stick that up your forced password change, jerk holes!

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:37 pm

He sees the captcha before it even asks him what word to type.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:38 pm

He looks like he's been working on this beard for about three and a half weeks, now.

And so far so good.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:46 pm

He has a hard time understanding why people won't refer to him as his super hero name.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Mon December 30, 2013 4:55 pm

His very intense 350,000 word My Little Pony fan fiction is available online. It explores the concept of clothing store as path towards godhood, and happens to share a title with this very thread.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Mon December 30, 2013 10:29 pm

The fin on his Camry is so big it blocks out the sun.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Mon December 30, 2013 10:32 pm

He's been the cover model for mini-truckin' magazine a record 7 times.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Mon December 30, 2013 10:40 pm

He's been described as "The Picasso of the airbrush" by notable Panama City homeless people.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Mon December 30, 2013 10:41 pm

He insists on correcting anyone who calls it "soccer".

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Mon December 30, 2013 11:07 pm

He's never left the friend zone, and plans to keep it that way.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Mon December 30, 2013 11:40 pm

He's fucking stoked about The X-games this year. he's projected to finish 8th.

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