ITT: Quote A Movie

[William Bloke]

"THE NERD SAW ME NAKED!"

[Chloe]

They're called boobs, Ed

[William Bloke]

"So we finish with the round, and the Dalhi's gonna stiff me. So I say... 'Hey... Lama, what about somehting... you know, for the effort?' And he says 'Oh, there won't be any money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me... which is nice."

[Norah]

Damn you, Scuba Steve!

[Chloe]

I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!

[Simple Torture]

I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!

[Norah]

My husband's coming today and I need some lube. For my pussy.

[nyquillyn]

"Drinks for all my friends! All my friends!"

[Norah]

About the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry!

[Simple Torture]

Gimme the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker!

[swan]

This shit is between me, you and Mr. soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, rapist here

[daft twat]

try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

[red calzolaio]

"Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type."

[AndySlash]

"... I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

you're fucked

[wease]

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[wease]

All right, I'm coming out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sonofabitch takes a shot at me.. I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down!

[Norah]

Did he say free and queer?

[wease]

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!

[bada]

I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.

[dimejinky99]

im gonna tell you something but don’t get how you get