Wonderland pulling Alice in the hole

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I don't see any problem with it at all. It's just a fun little picture. It could happen to any band at any time.

[Anders]

What do you mean Sarge?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I'm just stirring the conspiracy theorists. Your theory is probably the closest to the reality of the situation.

[Anders]

I don't think this has got anything to do with the Post Riot Act Moneygrab. I don't see how it could.

[Mine]

I don't think this has got anything to do with the Post Riot Act Moneygrab. I don't see how it could.

Well it's main purpose is promotion of the upcoming Alice In Wonderland sequel staring Ed's friend Johnny Depp as the careerer Ed is dressed up as. Obviously Ed will write the soundtrack and is using his children to promote it. Clearly an example of moneygrabbing.

[Strat]

this is something people are talking about?

[McParadigm]

I mean, I hope it was for Halloween.

Pretty suspicious that it surfaced in January. I dunno.

Also, he clearly had the carpet redone in that room specifically for that photo. Probably had it all torn up afterwards, too....sold it as remnants to a Perkins or a Village Inn or something. The rich get richer.

[guitar_davey]

I'm all for making fun of 2014 Eddie Vedder, but, I mean, that's just a picture of the dude dressing up with his kids for Halloween.

This right here. Ultimately not a big deal. ... Dorky middle aged dad dresses up to make the daughters he loves happy. Cool. Whatever. However that's where I do think how this pic got out becomes relevant.

Because if Jill sent this to a few family and friends and then one of them posted it on twittogramblr, or wherever, then ed has the same sympathy from me as anyone who has daggy pictures posted on Facebook without their permission.

BUT

If ed/Jill/some clown in management posted this publicly somewhere because they thought it would be good promotion or show a side of Ed we haven't seen before, then the small part of 90s me that started to die a little when Chris Cornell performed with the pussycat dolls just received another solid ass kicking.

Cynical much? Jesus.

[stupidmop]

I mean, I hope it was for Halloween.

Pretty suspicious that it surfaced in January. I dunno.

Also, he clearly had the carpet redone in that room specifically for that photo. Probably had it all torn up afterwards, too....sold it as remnants to a Perkins or a Village Inn or something. The rich get richer.

Thats just how he dresses during band downtime.

[McParadigm]

I mean, I hope it was for Halloween.

Pretty suspicious that it surfaced in January. I dunno.

Also, he clearly had the carpet redone in that room specifically for that photo. Probably had it all torn up afterwards, too....sold it as remnants to a Perkins or a Village Inn or something. The rich get richer.

Thats just how he dresses during band downtime.

Then I hope to god he's hanging out with Flavor Flav and a large gang of vapid women, or boy is THIS going to end up embarrassing!

[stupidmop]

I mean, I hope it was for Halloween.

Pretty suspicious that it surfaced in January. I dunno.

Also, he clearly had the carpet redone in that room specifically for that photo. Probably had it all torn up afterwards, too....sold it as remnants to a Perkins or a Village Inn or something. The rich get richer.

Thats just how he dresses during band downtime.

Then I hope to god he's hanging out with Flavor Flav and a large gang of vapid women, or boy is THIS going to end up embarrassing!

Naw, he just runs around whacking people over the head with the giant clock and yelling 'YOU'RE LATE MOTHERFUCKER'. Then he gives them a ticket to a nearby show of some ilk.

Like some kind of musical tooth fairy, but drunker.

[B]

NPH hand me downs?

[McParadigm]

Where Neil Patrick Harris chooses to tread, so too go the fates of men.

[stupidmop]

NPH hand me downs?

I think thats called kidnapping.

[Thurman Murman]

NPH hand me downs?

Sooooo gay!

[Kaius]

The amount of cynicism in this thread signifies the need for an enema.

[@SkitchP]

If he'd been the Cheshire Cat, chud and Skitch would have wet themselves.

Purrndulum

[bada]

What was that's show on VH1 were these guys deloped elaborate personas to pull strippers and they would teach "losers" how to be like them? One of the guys was called wizard or something dumb and wore an outfit like Eddie in that pic. What the hell was that show called?

[Leatherhead]

Naw, he just runs around whacking people over the head with the giant clock and yelling 'YOU'RE LATE MOTHERFUCKER'. Then he gives them a ticket to a nearby show of some ilk.

Like some kind of musical tooth fairy, but drunker.

I thought this was pretty funny.

[stip]

I'm all for making fun of 2014 Eddie Vedder, but, I mean, that's just a picture of the dude dressing up with his kids for Halloween.

is any of this thread serious? I can't tell anymore. I usually assume it is.