Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

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spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Breaking Bad Star Jesse Plemons in Talks for Lead Role in Star Wars: Episode VII

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=113341
The actor is scheduled to meet with director J.J. Abrams next week after taping a well-received audition, and one assumes his resemblance to a younger Mark Hamill would put him in the role of Luke Skywalker's son in the movie, although no actual role has been revealed. TheWrap found no less than three sources for this information.
lol he looks nothing like young mark hamill
He kinda looks like an old Mark Hamill.
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he looks like a young philip seymour hoffman
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He looks like Ron Howard actually managed to fuck down
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He looks like the guy McCartney is on about in Obla-Di-Obla-Da.
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He looks like he's getting his picture taken on the happiest day of his life.

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He looks like the guy who wrote this:

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It looks like someone photoshopped his face to make it too small for his head, but didn't really care if you believed it or not.
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He looks like he hates that he didn't invent Rockem Sockem Robots, but he's real proud of his screenplay.
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He looks like he doesn't even know what a Star Wars is.
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He looks like one of the few people in the world who can really be counted on to pull off a smugly delivered public fart.
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He looks like George Lucas touched him in a wrong way.
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He looks like the guy who played the squishy faced guy in Jarhead, but I looked him up.it's not him.
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He looks like a man on his way from Super Cuts.
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He looks like he's not afraid to give Kevin Hart a piece of his mind over steak and eggs.
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He looks like the straight man in a Seth Rogen film.
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He looks like his favorite sport is plinko.
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He looks like "wookie" means something totally different.
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He looks like Mark Hamill's limo driver.
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He looks like lamps aren't his strong suit.
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He looks like he's never been to Spain, but he kinda likes the music.
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