Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

[bodysnatcher]

Had a listen to this a couple days ago for the first time in a month or so. I still really dislike the song Lightning Bolt. As well, Sirens into LB really kills the flow for me.

Infallible track 4 would have flowed better. Sirens 5 and then drop LB all together

Yeah I skip Sirens > LB almost every time

[Lament]

Ellie doesn't like my father's son

[Kaius]

Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"? I like the track, but I hate when albums are named after tracks (in most cases).

[Kaius]

Ellie doesn't like my father's son

[bodysnatcher]

Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"? I like the track, but I hate when albums are named after tracks (in most cases).

What About Bo'B?

[Got Some]

I thought Severed Hand was about a soldier so freaked out about his situation he took drugs to survive. And Marker is about religion ??

Lightning bolt should if been called " Subterfuge"

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"? I like the track, but I hate when albums are named after tracks (in most cases).

Glistening B'OB Jism
A Return to Form?
This is the best we could do, considering the pissweak amount time we devoted to it.
Good Enough.
Whatever B'OB, Just Release the Fucking Thing.
One.
Of The Earth is not on this thing.
Insert Wave and Surfing Metaphors Here.

[bodysnatcher]

Backspacer Again, But Better
Olé
'Squito Tits
Bonor For Bono

[Lament]

Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"?

Spread

And the cover could've been a girl in a bikini seductively scooping some jam out of a jar with the stickman on it and spreading it on some toast. While sitting spread eagle.

[bodysnatcher]

Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"?

Spread

And the cover could've been a girl in a bikini seductively scooping some jam out of a jar with the stickman on it and spreading it on some toast. While sitting spread eagle.

That's some Warrant "Cherry Pie" level shit there

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Is that the album PJ release when they go back in time to the 80's with future Lament's assistance?

[Lament]

That's some Warrant "Cherry Pie" level shit there

Sirens would make a lot of sense being on an album with a cover like that.

[bodysnatcher]

That's some Warrant "Cherry Pie" level shit there

Sirens would make a lot of sense being on an album with a cover like that.

The album could have a scratch-and-sniff sticker on her snatch

[Lament]

Is that the album PJ release when they go back in time to the 80's with future Lament's assistance?

Yeah, but when they go back they set in motion a chain of events that lead to Mother Love Bone's ashes being vacuumed up before Pearl Jam ever has a chance to rise from them, and then the universe collapses in on itself.

The album could have a scratch-and-sniff sticker on her snatch

You sir, are a genius.

[harmless]

Is that the album PJ release when they go back in time to the 80's with future Lament's assistance?

Yeah, but when they go back they set in motion a chain of events that lead to Mother Love Bone's ashes being vacuumed up before Pearl Jam ever has a chance to rise from them, and then the universe collapses in on itself.

Scientists are still divided over what did exactly happen before Pearl Jam.

[Kaius]

Metaphors and Euphemisms
Throwing Axes
Alternative to Our Music

[Kaius]

Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"?

Spread

And the cover could've been a girl in a bikini seductively scooping some jam out of a jar with the stickman on it and spreading it on some toast. While sitting spread eagle.

[Lament]

Scientists are still divided over what did exactly happen before Pearl Jam.

There's agreement that they rose from the ashes of Mother Love Bone, but the debate over just where the ashes of Mother Love Bone came from and how they got there is just out of control. I recently read a paper from an Oxford professor who theorizes that it's a Terminator-esque circular paradox where the ashes of Mother Love Bone were in fact put there by Pearl Jam via Ed traveling back to the 80's by surfing through a tear in the space-time continuum.

[Kaius]

Scientists are still divided over what did exactly happen before Pearl Jam.

I recently read a paper from an Oxford professor who theorizes that it's a Terminator-esque circular paradox where the ashes of Mother Love Bone were in fact put there by Pearl Jam via Ed traveling back to the 80's by surfing through a tear in the space-time continuum.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Scientists are still divided over what did exactly happen before Pearl Jam.

There's agreement that they rose from the ashes of Mother Love Bone, but the debate over just where the ashes of Mother Love Bone came from and how they got there is just out of control. I recently read a paper from an Oxford professor who theorizes that it's a Terminator-esque circular paradox where the ashes of Mother Love Bone were in fact put there by Pearl Jam via Ed traveling back to the 80's by surfing through a tear in the space-time continuum.

I'm pretty sure they took B'OB back in time. Then they got sick of his bullshit and set fire to him. Past Pearl Jam then rose from his ashes.