2014 Pearl Jam Predictions

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Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

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McParadigm wrote:Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
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Damn. I was planning to buy my wife one for her birthday.
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
An opportunity for profit wasted
I'm never going back again
Damn. I was planning to buy my wife one for her birthday.
I just gave mine a sleeve of Dixie cups. How the story goes from there is her problem.
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McParadigm wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
An opportunity for profit wasted
I'm never going back again
Damn. I was planning to buy my wife one for her birthday.
I just gave mine a sleeve of Dixie cups. How the story goes from there is her problem.
Dixie cup size? You're a lucky man.
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
An opportunity for profit wasted
I'm never going back again
Damn. I was planning to buy my wife one for her birthday.
I just gave mine a sleeve of Dixie cups. How the story goes from there is her problem.
Dixie cup size? You're a lucky man.
Sir, I appreciate the work that you do here, and I applaud you in this and all other efforts.

Carry on.
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Lightning Bolt White Edition
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Lightning Bolt: Thunder Edition. Featuring a three-song bonus live disc (those three songs being Lightning Bolt, Pendulum, and Better Man).
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Lightning Strikes Again: The Remix
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Ed will wipeout while surfing down under and wake up with amnesia, forgetting everything that happened after ten was released. The band will open its next show with a firebreathing version of Once and Ed will leap into the crowd during the solo, expecting to be carried by the exuberant masses, but instead poking his eye on one of 37 cell phone cameras being held in the front section, while being immediately dropped flatly on the ground. Rather than helping him up, the GenMErs in front immediately use their cell phones to log complaints with the 10C, who will forward them to ticketmaster customer service. Ed will dust himself off, return to the stage, and play the scariest and angriest version of Sick O' Pussies the world has ever seen.
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They continue making repetitive concerts and selling bootlegs for this year.
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And never play more than 3 songs from Binaural and Riot Act at the same concert. Ever.
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Lightning Bolt "7s/78"
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If the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, Pearl Jam will sell some merchandise that commemorates it.
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Lament wrote:If the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, Pearl Jam will sell some merchandise that commemorates it.
This is funny because there's no way it wouldn't happen.
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harmless wrote:
Lament wrote:If the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, Pearl Jam will sell some merchandise that commemorates it.
This is funny because there's no way it wouldn't happen.
$35 T-Shirt with "Legion of Boom!" across the top with a picture of Boom beneath.

As with other 10C products, it will be hastily manufactured. The picture will be a fuzzy cellphone camera shot of Boom taken by surprise as he's walking out of his local dry cleaners, shirts in hand.

Manufactured in an undisclosed SE Asian Free Trade Zone, sold out online in minutes, shipped in roughly 14-22 weeks.
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Stickman in a Seahawks jersey, holding the Vince Lombardi Trophy in one of his extended hands with "YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW YOU'LL NEVER LET IT GO! THE SUPER BOWWWWWWWWWWWWWL! SUPER BOWWWL!" underneath it.

Also, Pearl Jam will record a new version of the song "Lightning Bolt" with those lyrics in it.
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Pearl Jam contribution for an upcoming Judd Apatow movie
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Lament wrote:Stickman in a Seahawks jersey, holding the Vince Lombardi Trophy in one of his extended hands with "YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW YOU'LL NEVER LET IT GO! THE SUPER BOWWWWWWWWWWWWWL! SUPER BOWWWL!" underneath it.

Also, Pearl Jam will record a new version of the song "Lightning Bolt" with those lyrics in it.
Lightning Bolt - Deluxe Edition

Disc 1: Lightning Bolt
Disc 2: Live versions of Lightning Bolt tracklist from 2013-2014 tour
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bodysnatcher wrote:Lightning Bolt - Deluxe Edition

Disc 1: Lightning Bolt
Disc 2: Live versions of Lightning Bolt tracklist from 2013-2014 tour
Special Ten Club version with exclusive bonus material (a download of the Mind Your Manners video).
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