I Have Never Listened To The Avocado Album

Wishlist · Post by **Wishlist** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:22 am

Buying a Pearl Jam album was something you did the day it came out. Well, the Avacado album came out in 2006 and out of habit I bought it, but at the time I had no interest in actually playing it. So I never even listened to it. All these years later, I still haven't played the thing.

Now before you scream at me, think about what I have done. The fact that I have never listened to this album is a good thing. Imagine if you grew up in the '60s, bought every Beatle album, but never once listened to "Revolver." Wouldn't that be incredible to have an unheard Beatle album to listen to in 2014? Well, one day Pearl Jam will break up. Stop releasing material. But me, I'll have an entire Pearl Jam album to listen to! Long after they're done I 'll still have some Pearl Jam music to look forward to.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:24 am

If you're expecting Avocado to be similar to Revolver in any way beyond them both being albums, you are going to be sorely disappointed someday.

Wendy Carlos's Twin · Sun January 19, 2014 1:24 am

Wishlist wrote:I Have Never Listened To The Avacado Album

Consider yourself fortunate.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:26 am

It's probably more like being a Who fan, buying Face Dances, not listening to it till like 2000 and then thinking "Huh...This isn't very good."

malice · Post by **malice** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:29 am

we'll like you more if you continue to never listen to it

Wishlist · Post by **Wishlist** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:30 am

Lament wrote:If you're expecting Avocado to be similar to Revolver in any way, you are going to be sorely disappointed someday.

Damn, you mean the Avacado album is not the greatest artistic achievement of an entire decade like "Revolver" was?

I picked the wrong Pearl Jam album for my time capsule?

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:31 am

I caught Mind Your Manners from the middle the other day on Pearl Jam radio and it took me probably damn near 30 seconds to determine what song it was, and which of the last 3 shit albums it was on.

malice · Post by **malice** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:31 am

@SkitchP wrote:I caught Mind Your Manners from the middle the other day on Pearl Jam radio and it took me probably damn near 30 seconds to determine what song it was, and which of the last 3 shit albums it was on.

oh, the irony

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:32 am

malice wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:I caught Mind Your Manners from the middle the other day on Pearl Jam radio and it took me probably damn near 30 seconds to determine what song it was, and which of the last 3 shit albums it was on.
oh, the irony

i dont.... get it

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:34 am

Oh man, you've picked the worst album possible to do this. I mean, you're better off never listening to it.

The anticipation prior to the original release set us up for a pretty big disappointment, and you're adding so many extra years to it. Christ, if you ever listen to it, have a phone handy with the depression hotline on redial, because you're in for a big fucking fall.

It'll be like meeting the woman of your dreams, sharing a wonderful life together, and then finding out she used to be a guy.

RIP

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:34 am

lucky for y... oh everyone already beat me to it.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:35 am

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:suicide hotline

thats fucked up dude.

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:35 am

Oh, and welcome to RM.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:35 am

I mean, I guess it's a shame that you've never heard Parachutes.

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:36 am

@SkitchP wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:suicide hotline

thats fucked up dude.

Don't put words in my mouth, dude.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:40 am

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:suicide hotline

thats fucked up dude.
Don't put words in my mouth, dude.

hey, im not the one making light of suicide. Especially given this boards history. Pretty tasteless.

Wishlist · Post by **Wishlist** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:43 am

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Oh man, you've picked the worst album possible to do this. I mean, you're better off never listening to it.

Man, I have to tell you people I did not expect these responses at all. So I have an unopened Pearl Jam album -- an entire album of unheard Pearl Jam songs! -- and you are all telling me my future experiment of listening to it will lead me to depression? I screwed up with this pick? I should listen now and save myself future heartache?

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:52 am

@SkitchP wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:suicide hotline

thats fucked up dude.
Don't put words in my mouth, dude.

hey, im not the one making light of suicide. Especially given this boards history. Pretty tasteless.

Leatherhead · Post by **Leatherhead** » Sun January 19, 2014 1:53 am

They're all wrong. Avocado is pretty good. Not the best, but pretty good.

Wendy Carlos's Twin · Sun January 19, 2014 1:55 am

Have you heard live versions of the songs?

Red Mosquito

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