2014 NFL Offseason

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There has to be a "fuckin' soldier" joke here somewhere....

http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/0 ... s_car.html
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WOW :haha:
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Urban Dictionary already has this immortalized!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ton+market
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What the hell is going on with Davone Bess?

http://deadspin.com/davone-bess-tweets- ... 1504093817
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http://thebiglead.com/2014/01/15/cbs-di ... game-show/

It depresses me that Fox is getting the better ratings, because I think the CBS pregame show is much better than Fox's. I tried Fox's show last weekend because they were the only show on, and it was awful. In particular, the Rob Riggle segment stereotyping people in the Carolinas was torture. I really hope CBS doesn't do something rash here.
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Welp. I hope my team gets more oline and tight end help. I wish I was writing this a couple weeks from now. Good luck Denver and Seattle.
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i came in to post about how hilarious richard sherman is and end up seeing a picture of davone bess butt ass naked
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i got bugs wrote:i came in to post about how hilarious richard sherman is and end up seeing a picture of davone bess butt ass naked
you're welcome
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I keep hearing that New Orleans needs offensive line help but I disagree. Brees just holds on to the ball too long many times.

Just keep loading up on defense.
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More from Sherman's back catalogue:

Dick/Balls
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Anyone ever heard of a "passing game coordinator" before? Only the Cowboys....
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Green Habit wrote:Urban Dictionary already has this immortalized!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ton+market
i think this was a coded admission

'looking for boston market' ... in order to 'choke the chicken'
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CBS is going to simulcast the first eight Thursday games with the NFL network next season. I'm guessing the opener will still be on NBC though.
And there will be two late season Saturday games.
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Oh good so more people will get to see the shitty product that is Thursday Night NFL football
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Electromatic wrote:Oh good so more people will get to see the shitty product that is Thursday Night NFL football
Well, CBS is using their production team/trucks, so the quality of the broadcast should improve dramatically, even if the games will still most likely suck
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And it's finally happened.
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My hatred for Alphonso Smith has reached historic levels in the past week.
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Green Habit wrote:And it's finally happened.
:thumbsup:
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Fuck You Jobu wrote:
Green Habit wrote:And it's finally happened.
:thumbsup:
So proud to say he's a Mizzou Tiger. Hopefully a team will draft him and he can prove why he was an All-American this year.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:So proud to say he's a Mizzou Tiger. Hopefully a team will draft him and he can prove why he was an All-American this year.
I was hoping you'd post. What do you think of his prospects at the next level?
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