Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

[stip]

She's a keeper!

[Lament]

She's worse than a Sirens/Future Days medley.

[Strat]

She's worse than a Sirens/Future Days medley.

is she hot though?

[Lament]

Not in the least, my good man.

[Strat]

She sounds intolerable.

[Jorge]

So I just moved into a new place, and my roommate has tragically terrible taste in music. Like, abysmal.

Anyways, I overheard Getaway like ten minutes ago and thought "Oh, they're playing Getaway on whatever assrock station she listens to. That's cute." But then Mind Your Manners came on. And now My Father's Son is on. I wonder if I can pack my stuff back up and be gone before Sirens starts...

Fight back with some Late 80's/Early 90's R&B/Hip Hop/New Jack Swing/Dance

[Jorge]

Actually, don't do that. You might accidentally summon the Golgothan shit demon.

[Norah]

Not in the least, my good man.

Does she know you post on a Pearl Jam message board?

[harmless]

BURN

[Lament]

Fight back with some Late 80's/Early 90's R&B/Hip Hop/New Jack Swing/Dance

I've been playing that for days. She's the one fighting back with Sirens.

[Lament]

I timed my trip to the kitchen for a bagel perfectly with Swallowed Whole. I consider this a success.

[Lament]

Swallowed Whole passes the "Overheard being played by your disgustingly filthy roommate while you're in the kitchen" test, in case anyone was wondering.

[Jorge]

Just how filthy is she

[Kaius]

Rank her

[stip]

I am looking forward to seeing how this relationship pans out.

[Lament]

I convinced her to call in a professional cleaning crew to clean the apartment because of how dirty it is. They showed up today and told her they had to go back to get stronger chemicals and that the whole process was going to take a few days. It's a three bedroom, two bathroom apartment. It's like hoarder filthy without the actual hoarding.

[Jorge]

That sounds fucking disgusting. Why do you live there?!

[EJ]

which begs the question, why would you move in there?

[Strat]

Did you move into her place? how was the interview process? Why did you settle on this place to lay your head?

[stip]

Do you like filthy women?