2014 Pearl Jam Predictions

[McParadigm]

The band will combine the pop aesthetics of Backspacer with the "nothing to see here" safety of Lightning Bolt, add just a dash of whatever radio hat-in-hand begging they splurted into Sirens, and accidentally come up with this song.



It will not be remotely as awesome when PJ does it.

[McParadigm]

apparently, contrary to the order of my posts, this will occur before any PJ-branded menstrual cups appear in the band's store.

[96583UP]

It will not be remotely as awesome when PJ does it.

this would complement the BOB rock opera laser show nicely

[96583UP]

the "nothing to see here" safety of Lightning Bolt

[96583UP]

apparently, contrary to the order of my posts, this will occur before any PJ-branded menstrual cups appear in the band's store.

how bout a Seattle Seahwaks branded PJ Athletic cup?

other band members could wear it to protect against Ed's occasional bieber-like star-tantrums

[surfndestroy]

At one of the few shows all year that Stone gets drunk at, after a particularly raucous version of Animal, Stone takes the mic and says "The drums sounded so good, I had to look back and see of Dave was taking turn on the kit again." The following week the remainder of the European festival circuit is cancelled and Pearl Jam announce their retirement due to creative differences.

[96583UP]

Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour

[Lament]

Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour

Don't be silly.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour

Don't be silly.

Of The Earth 2: Surfing On a Wave of Dirt

[96583UP]

Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour

Don't be silly.

Of The Earth 2: Surfing On a Wave of Dirt

a tribute for the victims of the California mudslide

available on vinyl, candle, and t-shirt

[bodysnatcher]

Mike plays the Star Spangled Banner at the beginning of at least one sporting event

[B]

Mike plays the Star Spangled Banner at the beginning of at least one sporting event

He fuckin' better!

[Jorge]

Maybe...they are all sports fans. I really dont think its a " sell out " sort of thing.

Today its been nice, the rain finally came and took the fucking heat away. It was impossible.

"Selling out" isn't a concept I really believe in. I just think it's tacky and lame. I'd feel the same way if the Seahawks were selling shirts with Stickman on them wearing a Seahawks jersey on to coincide with Lightning Bolt charting at #1.

It's actually been colder in Florida than I've ever seen it before. I mean, it's still nicer weather-wise than probably 90% of the country, but it's been getting down into the 40's F every night for the past few nights. I'll be glad when it gets back up to the 70's in a few days and stays there.

I love how you guys held two separate conversations in the same message thread.

[Fuzzcharger]

Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour

Don't be silly.

Of The Earth 2: Surfing On a Wave of Dirt

a tribute for the victims of the California mudslide

available on vinyl, candle, and t-shirt

You can only use the candle on the exclusive candle player available via the 10C.

[96583UP]

Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour

Don't be silly.

Of The Earth 2: Surfing On a Wave of Dirt

a tribute for the victims of the California mudslide

available on vinyl, candle, and t-shirt

You can only use the candle on the exclusive candle player available via the 10C.

has 10C teamed up yet with a turntable company to make a PJ-branded turntable?

if not this would be the #1 revenue powerhouse 10C item for 2014, for sure. they could retire on that shit. write 'spin the black circle' on the side, have a picture of the band on the side, and sell advertising space on top to corporations unrelated to music (Boston Market, Vaseline, Kleenex) that are seeking brand exposure to the ultra-lucrative lonely male market segment.

this would sell just slightly ahead of the candle player (some prefer to hold the candle instead, until it burns up their arm. bada boom.)

[Lament]

Maybe...they are all sports fans. I really dont think its a " sell out " sort of thing.

Today its been nice, the rain finally came and took the fucking heat away. It was impossible.

"Selling out" isn't a concept I really believe in. I just think it's tacky and lame. I'd feel the same way if the Seahawks were selling shirts with Stickman on them wearing a Seahawks jersey on to coincide with Lightning Bolt charting at #1.

It's actually been colder in Florida than I've ever seen it before. I mean, it's still nicer weather-wise than probably 90% of the country, but it's been getting down into the 40's F every night for the past few nights. I'll be glad when it gets back up to the 70's in a few days and stays there.

I love how you guys held two separate conversations in the same message thread.

We're emotionally complex people.

[96583UP]

Maybe...they are all sports fans. I really dont think its a " sell out " sort of thing.

Today its been nice, the rain finally came and took the fucking heat away. It was impossible.

"Selling out" isn't a concept I really believe in. I just think it's tacky and lame. I'd feel the same way if the Seahawks were selling shirts with Stickman on them wearing a Seahawks jersey on to coincide with Lightning Bolt charting at #1.

It's actually been colder in Florida than I've ever seen it before. I mean, it's still nicer weather-wise than probably 90% of the country, but it's been getting down into the 40's F every night for the past few nights. I'll be glad when it gets back up to the 70's in a few days and stays there.

I love how you guys held two separate conversations in the same message thread.

We're emotionally complex people.

cue the Les Miserables style duet

themes: selling out, and, the weather

[Fuzzcharger]

this would sell just slightly ahead of the candle player (some prefer to hold the candle instead, until it burns up their arm. bada boom.)

Well played sir.

[B]

has 10C teamed up yet with a turntable company to make a PJ-branded turntable?

if not this would be the #1 revenue powerhouse 10C item for 2014, for sure. they could retire on that shit. write 'spin the black circle' on the side, have a picture of the band on the side, and sell advertising space on top to corporations unrelated to music (Boston Market, Vaseline, Kleenex) that are seeking brand exposure to the ultra-lucrative lonely male market segment.

I wouldn't buy it personally, but a "Pearl Jam" turntable would be pretty cool.

[B]

I would, however, buy a Pearl Jam turntable mat. Why can't they put that shit out?