The Simpsons

[Stickman]

Final selections are pretty weak.

Yeah, I agree. Some of the ones during voting were pretty stellar.

how the hell did Worker and Parasite make the final cut?

[Stickman]

[Green Habit]

[Green Habit]

Alright everyone, I'm working on a little project here where I'm trying to incorporate some of the best and most famous Simpsons quotes. I've got most of them taken care of, but I could use a little help for the home stretch. Here's what's taken care of thus far:

Dental Plan! Lisa Needs Braces!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I doooo!
Aw nuts! I mean, um…aw nuts.
That's right, I did the Iggy!
Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot!
He called me Chief Piggum!
It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good!
Look Big Daddy, it's Regular Daddy!
When I find out who you are, I'm gonna…
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Urge to Kill…Fading/Rising…
That's the Joke
Release the Hounds!
My eyes! The googles do nothing!
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
You don't win friends with sal-ad!
Stupid Sexy Flanders!
That's a paddlin…
How dare you disturb me during naptime!
Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!
Save me Jebus!
Nobody Likes Milhouse!
No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something
Donuts, is there anything they can't do?
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

In addition, I'm trying to think of some good quotes between the following characters:
--Homer and Marge
--Bart and Milhouse
--Something regarding the B Sharps

Thanks for any help!

[Norah]

Remember Alf?! He's back! In pog form!

[Norah]

Twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!

[Norah]

Oh, it's a donkey!

[Norah]

Dig up stupid!

[Norah]

The suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.

[Norah]

Uh the movie or the planet?

[Green Habit]

Good stuff Pete, even with it taking six posts to produce it.

I think with the Bart/Milhouse quote I'm leaning to go with "But why did I have the bowl, Bart?"

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Bart & Milhouse:
Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.

B Sharps:
Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward...this thing writes itself!

Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught-six, dagnabbit.

How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?"


Others:

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was, and now what I'm with isn't it. And what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

I was saying "Boo-urns."

Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99.

My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of...malk?

Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!

[Norah]

Mr Burns, I insist we cheat!

[EJ]

We need another Simpsons tournament. The Shine-O Ball-O would've been another solid inanimate object candidate.

[MattA75]

Where's my elephant?

[Norah]

We need another Simpsons tournament. The Shine-O Ball-O would've been another solid inanimate object candidate.

I've been thinking of doing another one. I would impose a rule that no items drafted in the first tournament may be drafted in the second.

[EJ]

We need another Simpsons tournament. The Shine-O Ball-O would've been another solid inanimate object candidate.

I've been thinking of doing another one. I would impose a rule that no items drafted in the first tournament may be drafted in the second.

Definitely. There's so much left untapped. What other types of Simpsons tourneys could we have? Locations? The characters one a few years ago was a lot of fun too.

[Jorge]

We should do a secondary-and-tertiary Simpsons character tourney

[Norah]

We should do a secondary-and-tertiary Simpsons character tourney

We did one like that before.

[stip]

Elephants don't have keys