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Kaius wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
Lament wrote:But would you stick your dick in their ass?
AL my friend. AL.
AL?
Alcohol. The best lubricant for sticking dicks in asses.
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i only A2M PJ at this point. she's just become such a dirty ho, there's not really anything else you can do and still be able to look yourself in the mirror in the morning. basically PJ is Jenny from Forrest Gump
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Makes complete sense.
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Kaius wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
Lament wrote:But would you stick your dick in their ass?
AL my friend. AL.
AL?
Actual LOL.
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harmless wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
Lament wrote:But would you stick your dick in their ass?
AL my friend. AL.
AL?
Actual LOL.
Originally but I'm going to go with Anal Lube. Yeah definitely anal lube.
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Who wouldn't go with anal lube?
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harmless wrote:Who wouldn't go with anal lube?
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Thejambi wrote:
harmless wrote:Who wouldn't go with anal lube?
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You're right, he'd just go in dry.
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harmless wrote:You're right, he'd just go in dry.
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Ah yes, the seldom-talked-about first draft lyrics to "Indifference".
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theplatypus wrote:
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Ah yes, the seldom-talked-about first draft lyrics to "Indifference".
AL.
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Lament wrote:
harmless wrote:You're right, he'd just go in dry.
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hands are assing
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Jeff doesn't even stop diddling his dick through his pocket to swear in for his testimony to the fucking United States Congress.

I never want to hear anyone suggest he's not the best member of Pearl Jam.
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Jeff 'Pocket Billiards' Ament is the man!
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"While Stone gave his testimony, I gave myself a teste-moany..."
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Ed AUS tour t-shirts are $45. :thumbsdown:
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Lament wrote:"While Stone gave his testimony, I gave myself a teste-moany..."
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http://pearljam.com/goods/product_info. ... ts_id=2146

Does one actually get to view this display box before purchasing?

EDIT: Nevermind, you can't buy it.
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