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Soooo what was thing the indians fans going blackface?
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congrats on the new coach, browns fans!
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If you're a non Cleveland fan but you sympathize for them, which sport would you like to see them win a championship in?

If you are a Cleveland fan would you take an NBA title in the next 5 years if you knew it meant no NFL title in the next 30 years? 50 years?
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Bammer wrote:If you're a non Cleveland fan but you sympathize for them, which sport would you like to see them win a championship in?
Football, no doubt.

I mean, I'm sure that's in part because as a White Sox fan and a Bulls fan, I consider the Indians and Cavaliers to be rivals. But it also seems that from an outsider's perspective, the Browns winning a Super Bowl would be the biggest deal of the three.
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Bammer wrote: If you are a Cleveland fan would you take an NBA title in the next 5 years if you knew it meant no NFL title in the next 30 years? 50 years?
Absolutely.

They could fold the Browns and I wouldn't care if it meant the Cavs won a title.
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Joesanity wrote:
Bammer wrote: If you are a Cleveland fan would you take an NBA title in the next 5 years if you knew it meant no NFL title in the next 30 years? 50 years?
Absolutely.

They could fold the Browns and I wouldn't care if it meant the Cavs won a title.
I'm not surprised to see you post this, given the latest news out of the Factory of Sadness. :facepalm: . I think I'm still facepalming right now.
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Green Habit wrote:
Joesanity wrote:
Bammer wrote: If you are a Cleveland fan would you take an NBA title in the next 5 years if you knew it meant no NFL title in the next 30 years? 50 years?
Absolutely.

They could fold the Browns and I wouldn't care if it meant the Cavs won a title.
I'm not surprised to see you post this, given the latest news out of the Factory of Sadness. :facepalm: . I think I'm still facepalming right now.
Instability aside, I love the move. Everybody in town hated those guys and I think the new GM means a better chance of bringing Ward, Mack and Jackson back next year.
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Joesanity wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Joesanity wrote:
Bammer wrote: If you are a Cleveland fan would you take an NBA title in the next 5 years if you knew it meant no NFL title in the next 30 years? 50 years?
Absolutely.

They could fold the Browns and I wouldn't care if it meant the Cavs won a title.
I'm not surprised to see you post this, given the latest news out of the Factory of Sadness. :facepalm: . I think I'm still facepalming right now.
Instability aside, I love the move. Everybody in town hated those guys and I think the new GM means a better chance of bringing Ward, Mack and Jackson back next year.
Yeah, I lurked on some Browns sites after I posted that and you seem to be with the consensus. It just seems like the instability hits keep coming and coming--and the whole Pilot Flying J thing is still out there too.
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As long as my team is not involved, I'd root hard for any Cleveland team to win it all.

I'd probably like to see the Cavs win it first, beating James in the Eastern Conference Finals and then beating whoever in the Finals. Not that I'm a big fan of that Cavs owner, but still...The Decision. Ouch.
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ha ha. Suck it Cleveland. Keep losing! In all the sports.
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I'd love to see the Lions and Browns play in the Super Bowl in 2 years. Nothing more fitting than that matchup for Super Bowl L.
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That late 90s team was really good too.

I'd totally root for the Browns to win the SB. I was at the Pats game they should have won this year. It could happen in a few years.

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I thought that the 1995 team was gonna steamroll their way through the postseason and plop down right at the front of discussion of the greatest teams of 80s & 90s.
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I'd still rather take the chance on Manziel than invest heavily in Hoyer.
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