Masculism

[malice]

malice, how masculine is your boyfriend?

is this about shaving?

[nah]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

[malice]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

[nah]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

[malice]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

[surfndestroy]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

[malice]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

as a 140lb woman, nah is relieved to hear that

[surfndestroy]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

as a 140lb woman, nah is relieved to hear that

I find a smart girl really hot. Does that fall under feminism or masculism?

[malice]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

as a 140lb woman, nah is relieved to hear that

I find a smart girl really hot. Does that fall under feminism or masculism?

i'd tell you to ask nah but terms like smart girls are really hot are foreign to him, unless by smart you really mean drugged

[surfndestroy]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

as a 140lb woman, nah is relieved to hear that

I find a smart girl really hot. Does that fall under feminism or masculism?

i'd tell you to ask nah but terms like smart girls are really hot are foreign to him, unless by smart you really mean drugged

Smarter, better looking and richer than me are all good things in my books. Go team sex positive women.

[malice]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

as a 140lb woman, nah is relieved to hear that

I find a smart girl really hot. Does that fall under feminism or masculism?

i'd tell you to ask nah but terms like smart girls are really hot are foreign to him, unless by smart you really mean drugged

Smarter, better looking and richer than me are all good things in my books. Go team sex positive women.

I can't decide whether to make a nah hiv positive joke or a nah unconscious sex positive women joke here :/

[nah]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

society has really been brainwashed by hollywood to think ryan gosling looks better than me.

[malice]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

society has really been brainwashed by hollywood to think ryan gosling looks better than me.

who else do you look better than, kev?

[nah]

i love smart pretty girls. not an easy combo to gind

[Alex]

i love smart pretty girls. not an easy combo to gind

smart?

[malice]

i love smart pretty girls. not an easy combo to gind

*grind

[nah]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

society has really been brainwashed by hollywood to think ryan gosling looks better than me.

who else do you look better than, kev?

im just saying what's so special about channing tatum?

[surfndestroy]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

society has really been brainwashed by hollywood to think ryan gosling looks better than me.

Society is great because while Ryan Gosling, a fellow Canadian, is better looking than me, women still go out with me and I don't even have to hide who I am.

[malice]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

society has really been brainwashed by hollywood to think ryan gosling looks better than me.

who else do you look better than, kev?

im just saying what's so special about channing tatum?

he fucks better than you do, probably.

[nah]

malice, you into guys who don't work out? gotta a little meat on their bones?

has middle age been taking its toll on you, babe?

malice, i don't have age related problems. i know that kills you but im not at all like you

what do you bench?

harmless may not approve of this as a benchmark of masculinity. I figure as long as I can bench 140, I can bench any girl I'd ever date. Do I need to be more masculine than that?

society has really been brainwashed by hollywood to think ryan gosling looks better than me.

Society is great because while Ryan Gosling, a fellow Canadian, is better looking than me, women still go out with me and I don't even have to hide who I am.

no no surf, your 10 times hotter than him. we guys got to stick up for each other!!