Post-Riot Act Moneygrab

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McParadigm wrote:Maybe if it was Eddie Vedder Sings The Post-Riot Act Moneygrab Thread To Stip And His Kids
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Heathen wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Maybe if it was Eddie Vedder Sings The Post-Riot Act Moneygrab Thread To Stip And His Kids
I question the capitalization in that title. Seems like something the crack team at basecamp would catch.
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stip wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
stip wrote:and not that enjoyable to listen to
it's definitely no OUR LADY PEACE, stip
that's true. Binaural is a lot better than Our Lady Peace.
Not better than Spiritual Machines which came out around 2000 because I remembering listening to both that album by OLP, and Binaural from PJ. That OLP album is interesting conceptually. It asks the questions like PJ used to. I like botj very much. Now OLP post 2000 is rubbish, they lost the members who had any songwriting skills. Spiritual Machines is far better than Gravity.
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2/17/2014, Seattle, WA: The Ten Club, LLC today announced a licensing deal with Yum! Brands, to celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, where Pearl Jam's music will be featured in all of Taco Bell's value menu advertising in the month of February, including a special superbowwlt commercial outtake, previously unaired, featuring Ed and Ludvig von Beethoven sitting in Ed's vintage muscle car, listening to Pearl Jam's Lightning Bolt album, while chowing down on 4th meal.

Inspired by both the depth of Ed's intellect and the awesome cheesy flavoring of the beef supreme cantina bowl, von Beethoven springs out of the vehicle on to the hood of car, as they are suddenly teleported to sunny Los Angeles. Ed remains behind the wheel, slowly cruising down Rodeo drive, waving to his friends, while von Beethoven river dances on the hood with an Abe Lincoln stovepipe hat and a Taco Bell cantina bowl in hand singing: "Chees-a Naco Bowl! Taco Bell's-a new Cantina Bowl!! Fourth-a meal yo yo!! A-woohooo!"

The pair reach a stoplight and MC Hammer, Smoky the Bear, and the ghost of Johnny Ramone all join in the hoodtop party, thrashing elatedly to the new and improved PJ track, smearing ground beef, sour cream, and nacho cheese onto each other's mouths and chests, while wearing Abe Lincoln stovepipe hats.

The camera zooms in on Vedder, who turns to the camera, shakes his head in pleasant disbelief, and smashes his face into a beefy, cheesy vat of piping hot Taco Bell cantina bowl.
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That's begging for a version of the "4 people in a jeep bobbing their heads" animated gif from Zoolander.
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who's Ludvig von Beethoven?
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Mine wrote:who's Ludvig von Beethoven?
He's the dog from that movie. That old dude in the picture is unrelated
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Mine wrote:who's Ludvig von Beethoven?
He's the dog from that movie. That old dude in the picture is unrelated
The old dude in the picture is Ludwig van Beethoven.
I assumed the intellectually gifted minds of RM would know that.
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haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
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Mine wrote: intellectually gifted minds of RM

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96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
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96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
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96583UP wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
It would have been a typo if you managed to spell that right at least once.
My grammar is ridiculous and i know it. English isn't my native language and i don't use it on regular basis. I don't make pathetic excuses when people here make fun of my ignorant use of worst instead of worse or whatever else because they have a point and i have the dignity to admit it.
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Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
It would have been a typo if you managed to spell that right at least once.
My grammar is ridiculous and i know it. English isn't my native language and i don't use it on regular basis. I don't make pathetic excuses when people here make fun of my ignorant use of worst instead of worse or whatever else because they have a point and i have the dignity to admit it.
so sensitive
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great page. :thumbsup: :lol:
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Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
It would have been a typo if you managed to spell that right at least once.
My grammar is ridiculous and i know it. English isn't my native language and i don't use it on regular basis. I don't make pathetic excuses when people here make fun of my ignorant use of worst instead of worse or whatever else because they have a point and i have the dignity to admit it.
Mine picks the oddest battles.
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Birds in Hell wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
It would have been a typo if you managed to spell that right at least once.
My grammar is ridiculous and i know it. English isn't my native language and i don't use it on regular basis. I don't make pathetic excuses when people here make fun of my ignorant use of worst instead of worse or whatever else because they have a point and i have the dignity to admit it.
Mine picks the oddest battles.
he's aware of it.

I picked this one because i found the spelling "von Beethoven" throughout the text and especially in a sentence that begins with "Inspired by both the depth of Ed's intellect" far more ironic than the statement it's used in.
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Jesus Christ.
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Birds in Hell wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
It would have been a typo if you managed to spell that right at least once.
My grammar is ridiculous and i know it. English isn't my native language and i don't use it on regular basis. I don't make pathetic excuses when people here make fun of my ignorant use of worst instead of worse or whatever else because they have a point and i have the dignity to admit it.
Mine picks the oddest battles.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Birds in Hell wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
It would have been a typo if you managed to spell that right at least once.
My grammar is ridiculous and i know it. English isn't my native language and i don't use it on regular basis. I don't make pathetic excuses when people here make fun of my ignorant use of worst instead of worse or whatever else because they have a point and i have the dignity to admit it.
Mine picks the oddest battles.
*Mate
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