Post-Riot Act Moneygrab

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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Birds in Hell wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
It would have been a typo if you managed to spell that right at least once.
My grammar is ridiculous and i know it. English isn't my native language and i don't use it on regular basis. I don't make pathetic excuses when people here make fun of my ignorant use of worst instead of worse or whatever else because they have a point and i have the dignity to admit it.
Mine picks the oddest battles.
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Good post, Chud.
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Careful, it'll go to my head.
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Mine wrote:
Birds in Hell wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Mine wrote:
96583UP wrote:haha fnatastic. de minmus typo unraffles the hole argumint
it isn't a typo and you know it
fuck you're right.... I am a hypocrite. I fucking love taco bell.
It would have been a typo if you managed to spell that right at least once.
My grammar is ridiculous and i know it. English isn't my native language and i don't use it on regular basis. I don't make pathetic excuses when people here make fun of my ignorant use of worst instead of worse or whatever else because they have a point and i have the dignity to admit it.
Mine picks the oddest battles.
he's aware of it.

I picked this one because i found the spelling "von Beethoven" throughout the text and especially in a sentence that begins with "Inspired by both the depth of Ed's intellect" far more ironic than the statement it's used in.
did you call Interpol? they'll probably want to open a case
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BUTT-HURT, aka AURYNSDAD'S PEARL JAM FAN MONEYGRAB

If I had a nickel for every fan here
Who thinks they know what the best version
Of Pearl Jam sounds like
And feels so personally slighted
By the OBVIOUSLY conscious decision
On the part of the band to ignore that version,
I'd be a wealthy man.

Then,
I'd buy myself a copy of Sevens
Because it apparently sounds better than my 12" lp.
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Do you think this is a #%@ing joke!?
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Your face, Burt Reynolds. Your face is the joke.
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you've given me a lot to think about...
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BurtReynolds wrote:you've given me a lot to think about...
Makes it all worth it.
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:haha:
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aurynsdad wrote:BUTT-HURT, aka AURYNSDAD'S PEARL JAM FAN MONEYGRAB

If I had a nickel for every fan here
Who thinks they know what the best version
Of Pearl Jam sounds like
And feels so personally slighted
By the OBVIOUSLY conscious decision
On the part of the band to ignore that version,
I'd be a wealthy man.

Then,
I'd buy myself a copy of Sevens
Because it apparently sounds better than my 12" lp.
That's pretty experimental right there. :thumbsup:

That is is the best version of coolness that there is! :ohyeah!:

I really enjoy the lyrical quality of the post. :hooray:
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can I direct deposit a portion of my salary each month to the 10C in exchange for my cockring insurance?

I am tired of mailing in a physical check each month
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Anyone pay attention to how quickly the Pearl Jam limited edition Pono Player became unavailable in that Kickstarter? These things gonna be going for higher prices than Benaroya vinyl!
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This may have been covered here already... THE catastrophic moment that led to the Post Riot Act Moneygrab... and a very sad day for Feng Shui ... :waah:

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Friends was such an awful, awful show.
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I could not fucking believe PJ allowed this at the time! And I agree... that show was geared toward the house frow, and created an entire culture of sitcoms making men out to be schmucks... This is probably when my adoration for the band ended... and when they became something different entirely...

I mean, just luck at that poor sap pouting on the couch at his favorite coffee shop... :shake:
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