Random Pearl Jam References

[Lament]

DID YOU KNOW?
Trivia: Mexican-American

[Kevin Davis]

In the record store today two guys were talking about the differences between Metallica's version of "Turn the Page" and Bob Seger's original.

"The original version was on the radio the other day, and my girlfriend said, 'Turn it off, this shit sounds like crap.' And I said, 'Fuck you, bitch, this is classic music.' And she was like, 'Fuck no, turn it off, it sounds like crap."

"Man, you're gonna have to teach that bitch a lesson."

"Fuckin' I know, right? I mean, it had to slap the shit out of that bitch for years to teach her not to change the station when Pearl Jam came on. Now that bitch knows not to touch that fuckin' dial when Pearl Jam comes on."

[aurynsdad]

Sounds like Quentin Tarantino dialogue.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

In the record store today two guys were talking about the differences between Metallica's version of "Turn the Page" and Bob Seger's original.

"The original version was on the radio the other day, and my girlfriend said, 'Turn it off, this shit sounds like crap.' And I said, 'Fuck you, bitch, this is classic music.' And she was like, 'Fuck no, turn it off, it sounds like crap."

"Man, you're gonna have to teach that bitch a lesson."

"Fuckin' I know, right? I mean, it had to slap the shit out of that bitch for years to teach her not to change the station when Pearl Jam came on. Now that bitch knows not to touch that fuckin' dial when Pearl Jam comes on."

[Lament]

Sadly that sounds pretty much in line with the majority of Pearl Jam fans at this point.

[Mine]

In the record store today two guys were talking about the differences between Metallica's version of "Turn the Page" and Bob Seger's original.

"The original version was on the radio the other day, and my girlfriend said, 'Turn it off, this shit sounds like crap.' And I said, 'Fuck you, bitch, this is classic music.' And she was like, 'Fuck no, turn it off, it sounds like crap."

"Man, you're gonna have to teach that bitch a lesson."

"Fuckin' I know, right? I mean, it had to slap the shit out of that bitch for years to teach her not to change the station when Pearl Jam came on. Now that bitch knows not to touch that fuckin' dial when Pearl Jam comes on."

[broken iris]

My wife is buying theater tickets for our anniversary trip to NYC in March and asked "Do you want to sit on Mike's side or Stone's side? Just kidding, I know it's always Mike's"

[warehouse]

when did KD turn into Mcp?

[stip]

Sadly that sounds pretty much in line with the majority of Pearl Jam fans at this point.

When Pearl Jam played Sirens at NYC, the entire audience turned, almost in unison, and punched the woman to their left.


I teared up a little bit.

[B]

Will Ed stop taking public selfies after the band quits?

Maybe we should start an Ed Selfies thread.

[darthvedder81]

In the "Brady Bunch Movie" some dude remarks that Marsha is "harder to get into than a Pearl Jam concert!" Har har!!

[Leatherhead]

In the record store today two guys were talking about the differences between Metallica's version of "Turn the Page" and Bob Seger's original.

"The original version was on the radio the other day, and my girlfriend said, 'Turn it off, this shit sounds like crap.' And I said, 'Fuck you, bitch, this is classic music.' And she was like, 'Fuck no, turn it off, it sounds like crap."

"Man, you're gonna have to teach that bitch a lesson."

"Fuckin' I know, right? I mean, it had to slap the shit out of that bitch for years to teach her not to change the station when Pearl Jam came on. Now that bitch knows not to touch that fuckin' dial when Pearl Jam comes on."

Sadly that sounds pretty much in line with the majority of Pearl Jam fans at this point.

I find nothing to be sad about here. I hate it when my girlfriend touches that fuckin' dial.

[Jorge]

Man, you're gonna have to teach that bitch a lesson.

[Norah]

[Leatherhead]

Man, you're gonna have to teach that bitch a lesson.

She's always turning it down to talk while I'm driving. I hate talking while I'm driving.

[Norah]

Man, you're gonna have to teach that bitch a lesson.

She's always turning it down to talk while I'm driving. I hate talking while I'm driving.

Harry Limb post.

[96583UP]

Jeff Ament is to Pearl Jam as Danny is to Hey Dude

the spiritual cornerstone

[Mine]

*$piritual

[Rangi Guy]

They played Pendulum on the show "Blacklist" last night.

Only just caught this episode last night - thought the song worked well in context

[stupidmop]

The title of rolling stones recap of episode 5 of true detective is 'spin the black circle'

http://m.rollingstone.com/movies/news/t ... e-20140216