Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

[evenslow]

Evenslow used to really hate those Teen Wolf posts.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... olf#p43192

But I suppose perception is reality, so team theplatypus.

[Jorge]

I must have you confused with another perennially exasperated poster.

[BurtReynolds]

ah... page 82. such a classic.

[Birds in Hell]

What if he was hearing the fucking sirens while taking a bing hit WITH Bruce Springsteen?

While watching the popular local sports team play, no less..

Actual Ed stage banter from Oslo 2000: "...the good news, I think, is that Italy won...(crowd cheers)...actually, the Netherlands won...(crowd cheers uneasily)...actually, I don't give a shit about football. We're playing music here."

Ed actually mocked the crowd for caring about sports! Glorious.

[96583UP]

was he wearing an Oslo Vålerenga jersey with "Vedder" on the back during that brave stand against world class soccer?

its definitely not as interesting as watching the cubs lose

*sob*

[evenslow]

I must have you confused with another perennially exasperated poster.

I'm even exasperated that you didn't use "perpetually" there.

[Jorge]

What? "Perennially" is a much better word.

[evenslow]

Team Perpetual

[96583UP]

"She's...what is she? A shadow? A gift? A wave? No, not this time, I've used that before. Maybe she's thunder? Ah, not quite. I feel like I'm close though. I feel like WAIT. I'VE GOT IT. SHE'S LIGHTNING BOLT. LIGHTNING BOOOO-OOOOLT. LIGHTNING BOOOO-OOOO-OOOOLT! I DID IT!"

2/17/2014, Seattle, WA: The Ten Club, LLC today announced a licensing deal with Yum! Brands, to celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, where Pearl Jam's music will be featured in all of Taco Bell's value menu advertising in the month of February, including a special superbowwlt commercial outtake, previously unaired, featuring Ed and Ludvig von Beethoven sitting in Ed's vintage muscle car, listening to Pearl Jam's Lightning Bolt album, while chowing down on 4th meal.

Inspired by both the depth of Ed's intellect and the awesome cheesy flavoring of the beef supreme cantina bowl, von Beethoven springs out of the vehicle on to the hood of car, as they are suddenly teleported to sunny Los Angeles. Ed remains behind the wheel, slowly cruising down Rodeo drive, waving to his friends, while von Beethoven river dances on the hood with an Abe Lincoln stovepipe hat and a Taco Bell cantina bowl in hand singing: "Chees-a Naco Bowl! Taco Bell's-a new Cantina Bowl!! Fourth-a meal yo yo!! A-woohooo!"

The pair reach a stoplight and MC Hammer, Smoky the Bear, and the ghost of Johnny Ramone all join in the hoodtop party, thrashing elatedly to the new and improved PJ track, smearing ground beef, sour cream, and nacho cheese onto each other's facess and chests, while wearing Abe Lincoln stovepipe hats.

The camera zooms in on Vedder, who turns to the camera, shakes his head in pleasant disbelief, and smashes his face into a beefy, cheesy vat of piping hot Taco Bell cantina bowl.

[Lament]

I'm sorry, but I'm actually laughing out loud at that. Well done.

[96583UP]

[hlniv]

The camera zooms in on Vedder, who turns to the camera. Shaking his head and smiling in pleasant disbelief, he smashes his face into a beefy, cheesy vat of piping hot ass puss.

FTFY

[96583UP]

The camera zooms in on Vedder, who turns to the camera. Shaking his head and smiling in pleasant disbelief, he smashes his face into a beefy, cheesy vat of piping hot ass puss.

FTFY

parfact

got my 2014 christmas card lined up already now

[Thejambi]

How to enjoy Lightning Bolt:

Tip #1: Do not listen to Vitalogy within 2 weeks of listening to Lightning Bolt

[Lament]

How to enjoy Lightning Bolt:

Tip #1: Do not listen to Vitalogy within 2 weeks of listening to Lightning Bolt

[dimejinky99]

Is harmless dead? Where's he gone?

[BurtReynolds]

Is harmless dead? Where's he gone?

No, he's just sulking a bit right now.

[McParadigm]

Is harmless dead? Where's he gone?

No, he's just sulking a bit right now.

stop.

[BurtReynolds]

you're not the boss of me

[McParadigm]

well that's my day ruined