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General Pearl Jam Bitching
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The one on the right looks like the poster for some kinda animal fight club. My money's on the ram.Jefrey with One F wrote:
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Audible sigh.Rangi Guy wrote:Seriously? More stickers?Jefrey with One F wrote:
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I think it's time to stop being surprised by the arrival of stickers, a patch, and a mini-poster. 
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They couldn't cut a deal with Pearl Jam for the use of the band name.Birds in Hell wrote:"10 Club? What is that, a band or something?"Rangi Guy wrote:Seriously? More stickers?Jefrey with One F wrote:
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Technically, you paid $20 for this, a 7" single, and a digital bootleg.bodysnatcher wrote:THAT'S what I paid $40 for?
... oh, and Deep.
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Eagle = StoneJefrey with One F wrote:
Bear = Jeff
Lion = Ed
Rabbit = Matt
Ram = Mike
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I like this thread. 
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Reads more like disappointment than surprise.B wrote:I think it's time to stop being surprised by the arrival of stickers, a patch, and a mini-poster.
(patriotic choking noises)
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B wrote:They couldn't cut a deal with Pearl Jam for the use of the band name.Birds in Hell wrote:"10 Club? What is that, a band or something?"Rangi Guy wrote:Seriously? More stickers?Jefrey with One F wrote:
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Decrepit skull = creative ambitionB wrote:Eagle = StoneJefrey with One F wrote:
Bear = Jeff
Lion = Ed
Rabbit = Matt
Ram = Mike
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B wrote:They couldn't cut a deal with Pearl Jam for the use of the band name.Birds in Hell wrote:"10 Club? What is that, a band or something?"Rangi Guy wrote:Seriously? More stickers?Jefrey with One F wrote:
The sad part is, I bet that's true.
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serious question: who did the design?
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It looks a bit like Brandon Heart's work.B wrote:serious question: who did the design?
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That reminds me, do we have a "Rank the Poster Artists" thread?Sgt. Crackpot wrote:It looks a bit like Brandon Heart's work.B wrote:serious question: who did the design?
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SighB wrote:That reminds me, do we have a "Rank the Poster Artists" thread?Sgt. Crackpot wrote:It looks a bit like Brandon Heart's work.B wrote:serious question: who did the design?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:SighB wrote:That reminds me, do we have a "Rank the Poster Artists" thread?Sgt. Crackpot wrote:It looks a bit like Brandon Heart's work.B wrote:serious question: who did the design?

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Eddie's Fuckin' Sauced
Why does Eddie always get drunk while performing? I think this is a big problem. His performing is turning to shit because of it, he forgets SO MANY lyrics and can't seem to keep up a lot of the time. He's basically a drunk on the stage. I'm surprised this doesn't cause problems within the band, I'm sure the other guys don't enjoy a drunk Eddie at every concert. Worst of all, I'm losing hope of a decent Black Market Lightning Bolt because Eddie can't remember lyrics.
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Tell us how you really feel
I don't believe you
I don't believe you
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Answering the question would have taken less keystrokes than the sigh, but I guess Ruddo wins.Sgt. Crackpot wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:SighB wrote:That reminds me, do we have a "Rank the Poster Artists" thread?Sgt. Crackpot wrote:It looks a bit like Brandon Heart's work.B wrote:serious question: who did the design?
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