Coloradans are hipsters

Heathen · Post by **Heathen** » Thu February 27, 2014 10:47 pm

(and so are Vermonters)

Bonus:

gardenparty · Post by **gardenparty** » Thu February 27, 2014 11:03 pm

somewhat funny. Least favorite band map

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Thu February 27, 2014 11:54 pm

Lol. No, Coloradons are not hipsters, they are idiots. Worst taste in music. Reggae jam band bullshit. and womp womp music.

bart · Post by **bart** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:04 am

Strat wrote:Lol. No, Coloradons are not hipsters, they are idiots. Worst taste in music. Reggae jam band bullshit. and womp womp music.

Any place known for outdoor activities is going to have shitty music.

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:09 am

That first map is embarrassing. And wtf is wrong with FL?

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:16 am

Kelly *Rowland

bart · Post by **bart** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:21 am

@SkitchP wrote:Kelly *Rowland

No, no, this is Kelly Roland, a local sensation known from her time in Destinee's Child.

Iholdthepain · Post by **Iholdthepain** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:31 am

Strat wrote:Lol. No, Coloradons are not hipsters, they are idiots. Worst taste in music. Reggae jam band bullshit. and womp womp music.

That's harsh!

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:39 am

Iholdthepain wrote:
Strat wrote:Lol. No, Coloradons are not hipsters, they are idiots. Worst taste in music. Reggae jam band bullshit. and womp womp music.
That's harsh!

Im not wrong though.

bada · Post by **bada** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:47 am

Who the hell is David Guetta?

Post by **Jorge** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:48 am

bada wrote:Who the hell is David Guetta?

Really? He's pretty huge 'round these parts. Unavoidable, as it were.

Birds in Hell · Post by **Birds in Hell** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:48 am

bada wrote:Who the hell is David Guetta?

or "Macklemore & Ryan Lewis".

or "Imagine Dragons".

or "ALTJ".

or "Drake".

Actually, you know what, nevermind.

Post by **Jorge** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:49 am

You don't know fucking Drake? Or Macklemore? Do you ever leave your house?

LetMeSleep · Post by **LetMeSleep** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:51 am

Birds in Hell wrote:
bada wrote:Who the hell is David Guetta?
or "Macklemore & Ryan Lewis".

or "Imagine Dragons".

or "ALTJ".

or "Drake".

Actually, you know what, nevermind.

I couldn't give you a song title from any of those people. All I know of DG is he has video clips with lots of bikini clad women (which says it all). 1 year working on a music video channel and I can't for the life of me remember shit about any of that stuff.

bada · Post by **bada** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:54 am

My wife likes Top 40 so I'm at least aware of the others but even after doing a wiki on David Guetta I'm at a loss.

Iholdthepain · Post by **Iholdthepain** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:58 am

Strat wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:
Strat wrote:Lol. No, Coloradons are not hipsters, they are idiots. Worst taste in music. Reggae jam band bullshit. and womp womp music.
That's harsh!
Im not wrong though.

Oh, no. You're absolutely correct. We're idiots who live happy, active lifestyles in the most beautiful state in the country. We have the lowest obesity ranking in the country. We were the first to successfully legalize recreational use of pot, setting the standard by which (hopefully) other states will follow. Our taste in music is atrocious, however, we enjoy the fuck out of it... Soooooooo, I completely understand the bitterness of a curmudgeon who lives in an inferior state and sits around bitching about how his favorite band no longer meets his expectations...

For your further edification, I submit to you some of my favorite Reggae jam band bullshit:

Try to enjoy... just once

Birds in Hell · Post by **Birds in Hell** » Fri February 28, 2014 12:59 am

theplatypus wrote:You don't know fucking Drake? Or Macklemore? Do you ever leave your house?

It's actually pretty easy to completely avoid that kind of thing.

I only left off Lorde because I've seen her photo in the papers and whatnot, I haven't heard any of her music.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri February 28, 2014 1:03 am

Iholdthepain wrote:
Strat wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:
Strat wrote:Lol. No, Coloradons are not hipsters, they are idiots. Worst taste in music. Reggae jam band bullshit. and womp womp music.
That's harsh!
Im not wrong though.
Oh, no. You're absolutely correct. We're idiots who live happy, active lifestyles in the most beautiful state in the country. We have the lowest obesity ranking in the country. We were the first to successfully legalize recreational use of pot, setting the standard by which (hopefully) other states will follow. Our taste in music is atrocious, however, we enjoy the fuck out of it... Soooooooo, I completely understand the bitterness of a curmudgeon who lives in an inferior state and sits around bitching about how his favorite band no longer meets his expectations...

For your further edification, I submit to you some of my favorite Reggae jam band bullshit:

Try to enjoy... just once

Strat is from Vail...I'm from Boulder..beautiful state with bad music for the most part..Big Head Todd and the Monsters? ugh

Post by **Jorge** » Fri February 28, 2014 1:06 am

Iholdthepain wrote: Oh, no. You're absolutely correct. We're idiots who live happy, active lifestyles in the most beautiful state in the country. We have the lowest obesity ranking in the country. We were the first to successfully legalize recreational use of pot, setting the standard by which (hopefully) other states will follow. Our taste in music is atrocious, however, we enjoy the fuck out of it... Soooooooo, I completely understand the bitterness of a curmudgeon who lives in an inferior state and sits around bitching about how his favorite band no longer meets his expectations...

For your further edification, I submit to you some of my favorite Reggae jam band bullshit:

Try to enjoy... just once

lol this guy got worked up

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri February 28, 2014 1:13 am

where does stip live? the overflowing love for PJ would override the rest of the state

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