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I can't wait for Yankee candles spring line of burning crayon scents.
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theplatypus wrote:
Leatherhead wrote:
B wrote:
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I need an example of an emergency in which this would be useful.
Really? No imagination?

Stuck in car, no working lights, but have matches and crayons. Child gets cut on something, cause it's dark. Need light to apply first aid. Light the crayon with a match and let it burn. Apply first aid under the light of the burning crayon.
Or, like, when you get the uncontrollable urge to just burn some fucking crayons. Right? I'm not the only one, am I?
Yeah that's first thing I thought of. :twisted:
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I'm going to go burn one of my daughter's crayons right now. Which color should I go with?
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Kaius wrote:I'm going to go burn one of my daughter's crayons right now. Which color should I go with?
Burnt orange
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Burn all the crayons, and cook hot dogs on their waxy charred remains.
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Kaius wrote:I'm going to go burn one of my daughter's crayons right now. Which color should I go with?
Later...

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That's Kaius on the bed. "HEY GUYS! IT FUCKING WORKS! CRAYONS BURN! FUCK YEAH!!!"
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Kaius wrote:I'm going to go burn one of my daughter's crayons right now. Which color should I go with?
Later...

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That's Kaius on the bed. "HEY GUYS! IT FUCKING WORKS! CRAYONS BURN! FUCK YEAH!!!"
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That was awesome.
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Leatherhead wrote:
B wrote:
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I need an example of an emergency in which this would be useful.
Really? No imagination?

Stuck in car, no working lights, but have matches and crayons. Child gets cut on something, cause it's dark. Need light to apply first aid. Light the crayon with a match and let it burn. Apply first aid under the light of the burning crayon.
... bumps crayon, whole family dies in car fire.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Leatherhead wrote:Stuck in car, no working lights, but have matches and crayons. Child gets cut on something, cause it's dark. Need light to apply first aid. Light the crayon with a match and let it burn. Apply first aid under the light of the burning crayon.
Right. You just need crayons. Keep them around, and you'll be just fi-

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This thread is pissing me off.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:This thread is pissing me off.
Maybe you just need 30 minutes of fire.
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I just saw this on CNN.com. I thought it was funny.

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Dev wrote:you're delusional. you are a sad sad person. fuck off. you're mentally ill beyond repair. i don't need your shit. dissapear.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a great post, tommy
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that's animated. get it out of this thread
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malice wrote:that's animated. get it out of this thread
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a great post, tommy
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