Boom: congenital heart failure
Ed: lost at sea
Mike: extreme dehydration from diarrhea
Jeff: backcountry snowboarding
Stone: auto-erotic asphyxiation
Matt: natural causes; old age
Wich PJ member will die first?
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Re: Wich PJ member will die first?
zatara wrote: Jeff Ament : drowning while trying to save Ed
Of all the things posted in this thread, this is the least likely.
the sentinel remains vigilant
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Re: Wich PJ member will die first?
bodysnatcher wrote: Stone: auto-erotic asphyxiation

bodysnatcher wrote:Someone ban KurtLeon please
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Re: Wich PJ member will die first?
Dude.
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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Re: Wich PJ member will die first?
theplatypus wrote:Dude.
WtOB? wrote:Woah, that's pwnt.
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Re: Wich PJ member will die first?
I do not want to change any of these predictions; I think I am pretty on-target!Simple Torture wrote:Simultaneously the most morbid and the most thought-provoking thread I've seen in a long time. My bets:
1. Boom Gaspar - 2021, snakebite, age 68
2. Eddie Vedder - 2023, cancer, age 59
3. Mike McCready - 2031, blood disease, age 65
4. Jeff Ament - 2032, car accident, age 69
5. Matt Cameron - 2034, stroke, age 72
6. Stone Gossard - 2050, "old age" (actually, a gerbil accident), age 84
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Re: Wich PJ member will die first?
this thread doesn't feel right, and should be locked
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