Match CP: Porch vs. Light Years

[BurtReynolds]

Every time I out on ten I am reminded how great that album was and continues to be. No finer collection of anthematic rock songs has ever been assembled,

The studio version of Release is the most like a cow any human being has ever sounded without also mimicking a dull-eyed cud chew. And the first three anthems are about killing prostitutes, being a victim, and motherhumping.

So maybe it should be addendumed to "No finer anthemic anthromorphic homeless murdercow concept album has ever managed to not be something developed by Green Jelly."

I've read this 3 times now and I'm still befuddled. Thanks for ruining my Friday.

BOOM you just got mcparadigm'd.

[Iholdthepain]

Every time I out on ten I am reminded how great that album was and continues to be. No finer collection of anthematic rock songs has ever been assembled,

The studio version of Release is the most like a cow any human being has ever sounded without also mimicking a dull-eyed cud chew. And the first three anthems are about killing prostitutes, being a victim, and motherhumping.

So maybe it should be addendumed to "No finer anthemic anthromorphic homeless murdercow concept album has ever managed to not be something developed by Green Jelly."

I've read this 3 times now and I'm still befuddled. Thanks for ruining my Friday.

Thiss... and the I Got Shit critique are pretty fucking insightful... from a different perspective... with which I disagree... I think... Yep.

[McParadigm]

Every time I out on ten I am reminded how great that album was and continues to be. No finer collection of anthematic rock songs has ever been assembled,

The studio version of Release is the most like a cow any human being has ever sounded without also mimicking a dull-eyed cud chew. And the first three anthems are about killing prostitutes, being a victim, and motherhumping.

So maybe it should be addendumed to "No finer anthemic anthromorphic homeless murdercow concept album has ever managed to not be something developed by Green Jelly."

I've read this 3 times now and I'm still befuddled. Thanks for ruining my Friday.

[EJ]

jeezus, couldn't you have posted that earlier. I hate when I need a McP translator. That clip is great stuff, btw.

[stupidmop]

Goddamnit he does sound like a cow, I'm never gonna be able to listen to the studio version again.

[McParadigm]

If I could get it to sound like one long, never-ending feeeeeeeeeel, I'd make it an hour long YouTube video with various pictures of cows cycling through.

But that sounds like work, so.

[Mine]

Every time I out on ten I am reminded how great that album was and continues to be. No finer collection of anthematic rock songs has ever been assembled,

The studio version of Release is the most like a cow any human being has ever sounded without also mimicking a dull-eyed cud chew.

Good one. I know many find that to be one of Ed's best vocal performances but it really doesn't sound good.