Movie: Jupiter Ascending

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That's another one. But one more.
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Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
:?



I just didn't believe Kunis when she was falling & crying for dear life.
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Harry Lime wrote:That's another one. But one more.
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
:?



I just didn't believe Kunis when she was falling & crying for dear life.
Oh that one is just too easy.
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Harry Lime wrote:
malice wrote:
Alex wrote:
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
:?
the harry lime account is all about realism
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let's not forget the terrible injustices he's had to endure from women either. it's all going to make for one heck of a movie.
Mary, are you starring Monster 2, and when is the promotional tour? I wanna help carry a feminist banner.
at least try to include relevant movie references in your posts. this was just sloppy
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malice wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:
malice wrote:
Alex wrote:
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
:?
the harry lime account is all about realism
harry lime: so self-serious that even ghosts troll him
let's not forget the terrible injustices he's had to endure from women either. it's all going to make for one heck of a movie.
Mary, are you starring Monster 2, and when is the promotional tour? I wanna help carry a feminist banner.
at least try to include relevant movie references in your posts. this was just sloppy
Well, sorry, I was trying to make this more than just about me & Jupiter. But since you like talking about me, mary, we'll do whatever you want. It's your big day.
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This movie is pissing me off.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
is just isn't very realistic is all.
and what's it about, remod?
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malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
is just isn't very realistic is all.
and what's it about, remod?
There is a trailer in the OP
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
is just isn't very realistic is all.
and what's it about, remod?
There is a trailer in the OP
you were much more tolerant when you were in your 30s :(
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
I'll go see it with ya.
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if both randy and ruddock are into it, my guess is that it features valiant warriors
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Harry Lime wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
I'll go see it with ya.
Your pacing in this thread is a bit brisk.
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malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
is just isn't very realistic is all.
and what's it about, remod?
There is a trailer in the OP
you were much more tolerant when you were in your 30s :(
what I gather is that Mila Kunis is some "savior" or "peacemaker" between Earth and the humanoid beings from Jupiter and other areas of space. But maybe the Jupitonians want her dead or captured or something.
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technically, i'd probably watch this movie since i like sci-fi mostly, except mila kunis is forever the whiny rich girl with the pouty face. i do like her on robot chicken though.
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Or, it is about this:
Set in the future where gods rule over humans, Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader
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This thread isn't really about a movie is it?
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tommymctom wrote:This thread isn't really about a movie is it?
If only the ebb and flow, and visceral feeling of this thread ran throughout the trailer
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Or, it is about this:
Set in the future where gods rule over humans, Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader
mary, that's so you.
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Harry Limb wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
I'll go see it with ya.
Your pacing in this thread is a bit brisk.
i pale at randy's dross
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