Movie: Jupiter Ascending
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That's another one. But one more.
I just didn't believe Kunis when she was falling & crying for dear life.
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
I just didn't believe Kunis when she was falling & crying for dear life.
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Oh that one is just too easy.Harry Lime wrote:That's another one. But one more.
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
I just didn't believe Kunis when she was falling & crying for dear life.
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at least try to include relevant movie references in your posts. this was just sloppyHarry Lime wrote:Mary, are you starring Monster 2, and when is the promotional tour? I wanna help carry a feminist banner.malice wrote:let's not forget the terrible injustices he's had to endure from women either. it's all going to make for one heck of a movie.Alex wrote:harry lime: so self-serious that even ghosts troll himmalice wrote:the harry lime account is all about realismE.H. Ruddock wrote:Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
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Well, sorry, I was trying to make this more than just about me & Jupiter. But since you like talking about me, mary, we'll do whatever you want. It's your big day.malice wrote:at least try to include relevant movie references in your posts. this was just sloppyHarry Lime wrote:Mary, are you starring Monster 2, and when is the promotional tour? I wanna help carry a feminist banner.malice wrote:let's not forget the terrible injustices he's had to endure from women either. it's all going to make for one heck of a movie.Alex wrote:harry lime: so self-serious that even ghosts troll himmalice wrote:the harry lime account is all about realismE.H. Ruddock wrote:Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
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This movie is pissing me off.
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is just isn't very realistic is all.E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
and what's it about, remod?
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There is a trailer in the OPmalice wrote:is just isn't very realistic is all.E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
and what's it about, remod?
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you were much more tolerant when you were in your 30sE.H. Ruddock wrote:There is a trailer in the OPmalice wrote:is just isn't very realistic is all.E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
and what's it about, remod?
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I'll go see it with ya.E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
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if both randy and ruddock are into it, my guess is that it features valiant warriors
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It really stems from my love of Theodore Roosevelt & that fantastic three hour documentary that I press people into watching but they don't.
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Your pacing in this thread is a bit brisk.Harry Lime wrote:I'll go see it with ya.E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
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what I gather is that Mila Kunis is some "savior" or "peacemaker" between Earth and the humanoid beings from Jupiter and other areas of space. But maybe the Jupitonians want her dead or captured or something.malice wrote:you were much more tolerant when you were in your 30sE.H. Ruddock wrote:There is a trailer in the OPmalice wrote:is just isn't very realistic is all.E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
and what's it about, remod?
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technically, i'd probably watch this movie since i like sci-fi mostly, except mila kunis is forever the whiny rich girl with the pouty face. i do like her on robot chicken though.
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Or, it is about this:
Set in the future where gods rule over humans, Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader
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This thread isn't really about a movie is it?
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If only the ebb and flow, and visceral feeling of this thread ran throughout the trailertommymctom wrote:This thread isn't really about a movie is it?
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mary, that's so you.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Or, it is about this:
Set in the future where gods rule over humans, Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader
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i pale at randy's drossHarry Limb wrote:Your pacing in this thread is a bit brisk.Harry Lime wrote:I'll go see it with ya.E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
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