The Worst Songs Of All Time

zeb · Post by **zeb** » Thu February 13, 2014 9:33 am

A top ten songs of all time constructed from this list of worst songs of all time would be one of the best lists of, dare I say it, all time.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Thu February 13, 2014 10:27 am

The "Shots!" song by LMFAO wasn't on this list, so it's wrong.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Thu February 13, 2014 12:05 pm

Mike wrote:"Spending 106 weeks on the German Singles Chart, "Ein Stern (...der deinen Namen trägt)" is the first song to be on that chart for 2 years or longer, and also makes it the song with the longest run ever on that chart."

We just have the best taste in music.

What the fucking fuck

Patman · Post by **Patman** » Thu February 13, 2014 2:18 pm

stip wrote:If Courtesy of the Red White and Blue got into a fight with We Are The World who would win?

"Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" would put a boot in it's ass, cuz it's the American way

Patman · Post by **Patman** » Thu February 13, 2014 2:22 pm

stip wrote:
i got bugs wrote: this isnt including country music because that opens a big gigantic brand new can of worms
oh, right

or this one

I live in rural Illinois... I have to hear this bullshit at work, every bar around, the grocery store, any time I go out for dinner, etc. I can't go anywhere without hearing crappy country music.

Post by **Jorge** » Thu February 13, 2014 3:18 pm

zeb wrote:A top ten songs of all time constructed from this list of worst songs of all time would be one of the best lists of, dare I say it, all time.

Look, I came pretty close and you still beat me: http://archive.theskyiscrape.com/viewto ... =9&t=86178

zeb · Post by **zeb** » Thu February 13, 2014 8:38 pm

No Surprises was a weak pick.

matt reeder · Post by **matt reeder** » Thu February 13, 2014 9:09 pm

Patman wrote:
stip wrote:
i got bugs wrote: this isnt including country music because that opens a big gigantic brand new can of worms
oh, right

or this one

I live in rural Illinois... I have to hear this bullshit at work, every bar around, the grocery store, any time I go out for dinner, etc. I can't go anywhere without hearing crappy country music.

Having lived in rural Illinois, I can attest that this is true. The worst part of it is when you have like 4th tier country singers who are treated like big stars when they play local festivals - as if anyone else knows who they are. And yet...they are popular. I never had any clue who they were and that always mystified people, and yet people made fun of me in high school for listening to The Beatles.

Man I'm glad I don't live there anymore.

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Thu February 13, 2014 11:48 pm

Yeah. Rural Illinois isn't known for its musical diversity. There are some diamonds in the rough though, people wise.

Man in Black · Post by **Man in Black** » Fri February 14, 2014 4:19 am

Any such list is certainly open for debate but would have to include this song:

The Rising

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 14, 2014 5:13 am

warehouse wrote:i figured it out

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 14, 2014 5:15 am

matt reeder wrote:
Patman wrote:
stip wrote:
i got bugs wrote: this isnt including country music because that opens a big gigantic brand new can of worms
oh, right

or this one

I live in rural Illinois... I have to hear this bullshit at work, every bar around, the grocery store, any time I go out for dinner, etc. I can't go anywhere without hearing crappy country music.
Having lived in rural Illinois, I can attest that this is true. The worst part of it is when you have like 4th tier country singers who are treated like big stars when they play local festivals - as if anyone else knows who they are. And yet...they are popular. I never had any clue who they were and that always mystified people, and yet people made fun of me in high school for listening to The Beatles.

Man I'm glad I don't live there anymore.

I live in Western Illinois. Do you know who Luke Bryan is? Neither do I.... but he plays a 10k seat arena where I live.....

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 14, 2014 5:17 am

Kaius wrote:Yeah. Rural Illinois isn't known for its musical diversity. There are some diamonds in the rough though, people wise.

I will say that there are some really talented musicians locally where I live...... didn't Jeff Tweedy come from rural Illinois? Its all relative...

matt reeder · Post by **matt reeder** » Fri February 14, 2014 5:34 am

verb_to_trust wrote:
Kaius wrote:Yeah. Rural Illinois isn't known for its musical diversity. There are some diamonds in the rough though, people wise.
I will say that there are some really talented musicians locally where I live...... didn't Jeff Tweedy come from rural Illinois? Its all relative...

Tweedy is from Belleville. Cheap Trick are from Rockford. Peoria had a pretty kickass punk scene in 90s. Hum is from Champaign-Urbana. I could keep going. There's a lot of shit out there, and it forces people to have to create good stuff.

Still, having lived in central Illinois for half my life (Bloomington-Normal), where I regularly had to endure many of the songs on this list at parties and on the radio, it made me really appreciate how great it was to get the hell out.

Also, this song is one of the worst things ever created:

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Fri February 14, 2014 5:45 am

aaaaand I'm done with this thread.

Kevin Davis · Post by **Kevin Davis** » Fri February 14, 2014 2:19 pm

matt reeder wrote:Peoria had a pretty kickass punk scene in 90s.

It did? Who were some of the bands? Legitimate question by the way--I have lived in Peoria my whole life and can't remember this at all, though admittedly I''m not really into punk and was 7-16 years old through the '90's, so I could easily have missed out on something like this.

warehouse · Post by **warehouse** » Sat February 15, 2014 2:32 pm

matt reeder wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Kaius wrote:Yeah. Rural Illinois isn't known for its musical diversity. There are some diamonds in the rough though, people wise.
I will say that there are some really talented musicians locally where I live...... didn't Jeff Tweedy come from rural Illinois? Its all relative...
Tweedy is from Belleville. Cheap Trick are from Rockford. Peoria had a pretty kickass punk scene in 90s. Hum is from Champaign-Urbana. I could keep going. There's a lot of shit out there, and it forces people to have to create good stuff.

Still, having lived in central Illinois for half my life (Bloomington-Normal), where I regularly had to endure many of the songs on this list at parties and on the radio, it made me really appreciate how great it was to get the hell out.

Also, this song is one of the worst things ever created:

jeff tweedy is my new favorite person

here's another one:

Post by **Jorge** » Wed April 02, 2014 9:50 pm

This has rocketed to the top of the list for me.

That lady is crazy hot, though.

warehouse · Post by **warehouse** » Thu April 03, 2014 1:26 pm

i heard that 'new kids on the block had a bunch of hits" song the other day on the radio. id like to nominate that one.

AndySlash · Post by **AndySlash** » Thu April 03, 2014 5:38 pm

no rain has no place on this list.

wonderful christmas time definitely deserves to be. it's one of a handful of songs that when hearing it finds its way to that part of my inner being and

Red Mosquito

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