Not worthy of a thread News

[CopperTom]

What's your DEF? We'll need a 19 sided dice to settle this.

Who sue's their mom BTW?

[Peeps]

What's your DEF? We'll need a 19 sided dice to settle this.

Who sue's their mom BTW?

[BurtReynolds]

Geese are the waterfowl you really dont want to fuck with.

[malice]

swans too

[CopperTom]

Geese are the waterfowl you really dont want to duck with.

[Rangi Guy]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/9 ... r-tat-gone

A Kansas man charged with first-degree murder is afraid the tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" across his neck might prejudice a jury

[Jorge]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/9 ... r-tat-gone

A Kansas man charged with first-degree murder is afraid the tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" across his neck might prejudice a jury

[BurtReynolds]

Has anyone seen Doug today?

http://laist.com/2014/04/23/man_strips_ ... p_of_h.php

[Norah]

3 damage?

He said how much not how many.

[Jorge]

3 much

[Heathen]

achos

[Jorge]

Gesundheit

[philpritchard]

Anyway... 3 much damage is correct.

[McParadigm]

that's quite a lot of damage for one duck bite, imho

[malice]

maybe worthy of a thread news:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... er-for-now

U.S. Tells Users To Stop Using Internet Explorer For Now

The Department of Homeland Security is warning Americans to stop using the web browser Internet Explorer because it has a bug that could allow hackers to install malicious software without the user knowing it.

The vulnerability, the United States Computer Emergency Readiness Team says, has already been exploited in the wild. Essentially, all a user has to do to become a victim is view a "specially crafted HTML document," which means a webpage or even a rich email or attachment.

"We are currently unaware of a practical solution to this problem," CERT said.

USA Today reports that users can avoid the bug by using another browser for now, or by disabling Adobe Flash.

The paper adds:

"Microsoft confirmed Saturday that it is working to fix the code that allows Internet Explorer versions six through 11 to be exploited by the vulnerability. As of Monday morning, no fix had been posted.
"About 55% of PC computers run one of those versions of Internet Explorer, according to the technology research firm NetMarketShare.
"The bug works by using Adobe Flash to attack a computers memory."
Krebs on Security, a blog that specializes in these types of stories, reports another way around the bug is to run Internet Explorer in "Enhanced Protected Mode" and "64-bit process mode, which is available for IE10 and IE11 in the Internet Options settings as shown in [this] graphic."

[Rangi Guy]

Teacher gives 15 year old a lap dance for his birthday
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/te ... ap-3461477

[Biff Pocoroba]

Anti-gay North Carolina Republican candidate worked as drag queen at gay bar

Steve Wiles, a conservative North Carolina state Senate candidate who has been outspoken in his support of the state's same-sex marriage ban, worked as a female impersonator and drag-show emcee earlier in his life, the Winston-Salem Journal reported over the weekend.

Wiles, 34, worked at a gay-friendly Winston-Salem lounge called Club Odyssey from 2002 to 2010, where he directed a weekly drag show, the club's former owner Randy Duggins told the Journal.

Prior to his directorial debut, Wiles had been a frequent attendee at the weekly soirée which featured men dressed as women. He later starred as the show's emcee under the stage name, 'Miss Mona Sinclair,' Duggins said.

Wiles, who has campaigned primarily on his support of the state's ban on gay marriage, confirmed to Business Insider that he used to perform as "Miss Mona Sinclair" at the now-defunct bar but later decided that the role "just was not something that I wanted to continue."

"I think that everyone has their own choices to make and I'm fine with everyone making their own," he said. "For me, from a religious standpoint, just for my life, for me, it just was not something that I wanted to continue."

He has previously denied his affiliation with the club. When Business Insider asked if he was gay, Wiles responded, "no, I really won't make any comments on that."

Wiles also worked as a promoter for the 2011 Miss Gay America pageant, but was dismissed for "conduct unbecoming to" the organization, according to the Journal.

[Rangi Guy]

Fuck I hate these shoes, and want to punch those wearing them...
http://fittish.deadspin.com/vibram-five ... 1572955736

[E.H. Ruddock]

Putin scored 6 goals in a hockey game yesterday.

[bodysnatcher]

A Runaway Bouncy Castle Blew 50 Feet Into The Air With Three Children Inside

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a ... with-three