Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum: The Hair Metal Thread.

[BurtReynolds]

Who's got two thumbs and is sitting at home on a Saturday night doing stupid work? This guy.





I can't believe Poison was ever considered rivals to Mötley Crüe. Looking back on it, Poison was total derivative garbage.

[LetMeSleep]

I believe that this is the pinnacle of hair metal. Or the nadir.

[super nintendo chalmers]

[Man in Black]

oh how I luv this song

[PryTo]

Couple of chest-beating hair metal anthems right here.

[BurtReynolds]

Goddamnit PryTo

[PryTo]

[mastaflatch]

I can't believe Poison was ever considered rivals to Mötley Crüe. Looking back on it, Poison was total derivative garbage.

Can't tell if you're being serious or not but i'll post this video just because it clearly and hilariously displays everything that is wrong with Motley Crue:

[BurtReynolds]

listen to this song. I mean really listen to it.

[BurtReynolds]

I can't believe Poison was ever considered rivals to Mötley Crüe. Looking back on it, Poison was total derivative garbage.

Can't tell if you're being serious or not but i'll post this video just because it clearly and hilariously displays everything that is wrong with Motley Crue:

Thats a shitty cover, of course, but this is one of the best pure (cover your ears, Plat...) RAWK songs ever:



But mostly Poison had a lot of shitty white blues garbage and weak imitations. That was my main point. Maybe Crue just had a better producer.