what makes you flatulent?

[mookie]

Just ever so slightly twisting the cat when I pick him up makes him flatulent. As for me, fast food makes me a big bag of gas. I hate it but it usually feels ..alright ..alright ..alright after lay on the floor and twist like a cat until it expels - then I go with my day.

That being said
I'm going to cook up a big batch of frijoles borrachos this week.

oh yeah?

Lettin er rip over here today after having way too many drunk beans.

[Alex]

the vegan pumpkin muffin i ate this morning

are you kidding me?

don't pick on me, you meathead

[Kaius]

Chicken
Beef
Pork
Lamb
Sauces
Beans
Legumes/lentils
Cabbage
Nuts/grains
Some fruit/vegetables
Breads/cakes
Alcohol
Cheese
Milk
Yoghurt
Rice
Pasta


Ok, so pretty much everything. :\

Me too anymore... It doesn't seem to matter if I cut things out of my diet or eat less either. What's happening to me?

[mookie]

Chicken
Beef
Pork
Lamb
Sauces
Beans
Legumes/lentils
Cabbage
Nuts/grains
Some fruit/vegetables
Breads/cakes
Alcohol
Cheese
Milk
Yoghurt
Rice
Pasta


Ok, so pretty much everything. :\

Me too anymore... It doesn't seem to matter if I cut things out of my diet or eat less either. What's happening to me?

Your plumbing is plumbing it out.

Help your plumbing help you.

[Kaius]

Gimme your thoughts mookie, or am I expected to google it? Google always takes me strange places. I'd rather get the opinion of a complete stranger.

[knee tunes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkmw9oGIDhI

stainy brown and the cup of cheese

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Gimme your thoughts mookie, or am I expected to google it? Google always takes me strange places. I'd rather get the opinion of a complete stranger.

I've been looking at getting some balance to the old "eco system". I've heard making your own yoghurt and using good quality macrobiotics can do the job. I'll give it a go and will report back on the process, and the results.

[mookie]

Flatulence is supposed to be a healthy affliction Kaius. Some food makes you stinky and some don't. You can't argue with how good it feels to pass a healthy fart, you know? I wouldn't restrict farting from your daily life - but if your farts are embarrassing or messy - then that might be an indication that you're eating things that do that to you. If everything seems to do it to you, then you are eating something regularly that is causing the gas. Start a process of elimination - pun not intended.

I haven't really Googled anything in awhile. I've Binged everything lately.

[mookie]

Oh and I hope I'm not sounding pretentious by giving you fart advice!! I always thought fart advice was funny on the internet. So much better than real live farting advice.

[Kaius]

Oh my farts certainly aren't messy. So it seems my gas passing is a normal, healthy function. Well, I asked for it so you're not being pretentious.

[mookie]

That's good. Messy farts is a good indication of something more digestively intense going on.


I'm not sure why Spike made this thread.

[spike]

anxiety gas

[E.H. Ruddock]

What's got you twisted, BM brewer?

[tragabigzanda]

from the ashes of tonkotsu

[96583UP]

whole wheat pasta makes me shit like i ate a sandcastle

maybe i have a wheat allergy

[E.H. Ruddock]

Apparently oysters. Had a dozen on the half shell and a couple of shooters the other night and have been farting for two days straight

[96583UP]

either organic oats n honey granola or vial of hitler's tears

[washing machine]

Apparently oysters. Had a dozen on the half shell and a couple of shooters the other night and have been farting for two days straight

Some aphrodisiac.

[spike]

what a thread

[Balki]

Roasted garlic and Lebanese Toum