Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
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I hope Jar Jar returns wielding the power of the crystal skull.
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will jar jar be back?
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stip wrote:I hope Jar Jar returns wielding the power of the crystal skull.
I'd be 100% in favor of this.

Really, the crystal skull has the potential to be the greatest repeating joke in movie history, so long as it's constantly treated as a totally serious and dramatic event and continues to do nothing but wiggle your face for a little bit.
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McParadigm wrote:Money: The Movie
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Wouldn't jar jar be really fucking old?

I just hope they're somehow trying to secretly rebuild the Death Star again.
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Kaius wrote:Wouldn't jar jar be really fucking old?

I just hope somehow jar jar is trying to secretly rebuild the Death Star again.
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Rangi Guy wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I'm happy to predict that the most exciting part of the film will be this:

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It'll be all down hill from there.
I remember being so excited when that came on the screen for TPM - then walking out of the theater thinking 'what the fuck was that - I really want to like it, but I can't'
thanks for explaining the joke, chud.
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Rangi Guy wrote:Star Wars: These Toys Won't Sell Themselves

Yeah, they will.
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I'm gonna go against the grain here. 'The Ancient Fear' isn't that bad of a title, though I admit to having a very limited knowledge of what is supposed to happen in this trilogy.
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It's certainly a Star Warsy sounding title. I don't know that it's good,but it doesn't feel out of place
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I'm sorta dreading the prospect of 'another' film all about Jedi. They should bring it back to the idea of a group of people you care about, in an adventure story aspect. A whole new trilogy about some young jedi having to go against all the odds doesnt appeal to me.
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stip wrote:It's certainly a Star Warsy sounding title. I don't know that it's good,but it doesn't feel out of place
My thoughts too.
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There must be some sort of wheel you can spin to come up with this shit.
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Mecca wrote:Star Wars:Sraw Rats
i'll edit your posts, mecca, if you want me to. only $5 a post. think about it.
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