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McParadigm wrote:The fight at the end of Sith was more retarded than Jar Jar ever was, because it was the climax of THREE FILMS and worked so stupidly hard to be epic...and yet never made anything other than the funniest or most unremarkable decision at every single point and counted on us being invested mostly because of the conclusion we already knew was coming.
At 7:40 in this video the platform their on falls into lava. Instead of working together to survive or AT LEAST leaving each other alone for a second, they keep fighting. Are you saying that's comically stupid?

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I'm not watching that.
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What was Anakin thinking??? Couldn't he see that Obi Wan was on slightly elevated ground???

Shit, man. That's like willful suicide right there.
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Calibrate your enthusiasm
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McParadigm wrote:What was Anakin thinking??? Couldn't he see that Obi Wan was on slightly elevated ground???

Shit, man. That's like willful suicide right there.
Did Obi Wan really take off 3 limbs with a single lightsaber swipe?
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B wrote:
McParadigm wrote:What was Anakin thinking??? Couldn't he see that Obi Wan was on slightly elevated ground???

Shit, man. That's like willful suicide right there.
Did Obi Wan really take off 3 limbs with a single lightsaber swipe?
Let's ask Mr. Owl.
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He never learned the "swing a whole lot in attacker's general direction" maneuver.

Poor bastard.
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Maybe hanging on a ledge by your fingertips somehow negates the advantage.
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And again, it's like poetry. It's sort of....they rhyme.
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I would like to see a diagram of how OBi Wan was able to remove 3 limbs with one swipe.
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Strat wrote:I would like to see a diagram of how OBi Wan was able to remove 3 limbs with one swipe.
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Welp, shit. The prequel trilogy makes so much sense now. On every level.
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I really hope in Episode VII Luke teaches his students, "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
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I bet he teaches them yoga. :peace:
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Strat wrote:I bet he teaches them yoga. :peace:
All I can say is...

Duh.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Strat wrote:I bet he teaches them yoga. :peace:
All I can say is...

Duh.
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:haha:
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This is awesome..hope you guys can see it
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