ED ART (Kesha for the Search)

[bodysnatcher]

[William Bloke]

I actually quite like this one.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I actually quite like this one.

I'm putting this in my Dropbox account, just to fuck with the system.

[gardenparty]

this sure could use a grip of benjamins

[Lament]

What are we supposed to use instead of dropbox now? I don't want Ed watching the homemade videos I upload for people.

[McParadigm]

I wonder how often he has to call Brendan or Stone for help, only to have them wearily remind him that you don't "open an internet" and "ask a google," you open your browser and then search using Google.

And no, since you asked, I can't fix your printer from here. Go back to bed.

[bodysnatcher]

ed's gonna save over so many good demos on accident

[96583UP]

maybe the dropbox investment + condi rice appointment + severe PJ laziness are more than just a coincidence

maybe PJ needs dropbox so that they can elevate their lack of PJ effort to a whole new level

by just taking songs from other bands no one's heard of

PJ can cut their studio time down from their current, much begroaned, two 3-week sessions in 4 years, to one 2-day session whenever they feel like skyping in to BOB's nephew Cody's home recording studio

to help PJ sift through the sea of dropbox data to find suitable tracks to steal, they bring in Ed's yacht club friend and patriot act superfan, Condi Rice

Condi, listening to I am a Patriot on repeat, puts her Patriot Acting skills to work on the Dbox network, scooping up PJ's next great "sound"

PJ takes what it needs, sends it to Cody, and 2 weeks later, it's let's sell some fucking merch time

when the no-name bands find out PJ has jacked their tracks, PJ hides behind Ed's wall of high-priced attorneys

live, it won't matter that PJ don't know how to play the songs, because they don't know how to play any of their other new songs they wrote themselves anyways. they'll just start making sounds and then Ed will start reciting the national anthems to his favorite tax haven vacation destinations

PJ can even use dbox to hijack another bands' retrospective documentary dvds, capturing the creative process for the album's development

utilizing some high quality band Art, they can simply green-screen their faces onto the no-name band members in the film:



and then have Cody overdub some sound bytes of PJ talking from their last in-person studio session, including such memorable creative musical discussions as: ordering chinese food, ordering indian food, ordering thai food, ordering falafel, ordering sushi, and Jeff finally admitting that he's gay.

[LetMeSleep]

[Heathen]

no italian food? RIP PJ

[PryTo]

[PryTo]

[dprival78]

[McParadigm]

Watch out Wealthy Eddie Vedder, Ed Art just upped his game.

[CopperTom]

Watch out Wealthy Eddie Vedder, Ed Art just upped his game.

Wake me when Ted art starts to appear.

[William Bloke]

Awesome.

[spike]

Watch out Wealthy Eddie Vedder, Ed Art just upped his game.

Wake me when Ted art starts to appear.

stone's really been hitting the gym

[McParadigm]

Actually that might be Max Weinbergs self image right there.

[dprival78]

[hlniv]

I really enjoy that last one.