Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2014)
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
Yeah, the CGI in the action sequences in that trailer look horrendous.
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this trailer was a marked mprovement on the previous two films cgi. Not kidding.
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I've generally been a big fan of his effects and style, and it's been a while since I've watched LOTR, but it all felt of a piece to me. What are some of the things that people think look terrible?
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The whole boat chase sequence in the last one...ten minutes long and so poorly rendered as to be baffling..
also the giant golden dwarf....wtf???
also the giant golden dwarf....wtf???
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The statue looked fine to me. Then again, I kinda like the golden dwarf. Granted, there may have been better choices to have done, but I totally buy that the dwarven kingdom had turned its resources towards making an 80 foot tall golden statue of their kind, and I like the idea of being entranced by gold being the thing that (almost) kills Smaug.
I have some issues with the first two films (the first one especially) but I'm pretty in sync with what (I think) they're trying to do.
I have some issues with the first two films (the first one especially) but I'm pretty in sync with what (I think) they're trying to do.
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stip is the consummate anti-auteur
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so you don't think Peter Jackson's stamp is all over these movies?
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stip wrote:The statue looked fine to me. Then again, I kinda like the golden dwarf. Granted, there may have been better choices to have done, but I totally buy that the dwarven kingdom had turned its resources towards making an 80 foot tall golden statue of their kind, and I like the idea of being entranced by gold being the thing that (almost) kills Smaug.
I have some issues with the first two films (the first one especially) but I'm pretty in sync with what (I think) they're trying to do.
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look, at least Peter Jackson had the good sense to make it a dwarf instead of a star of david.
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A poster for the last film...much is being made of the reflection in Sting..I dont know what to make of it


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what do people think they're seeing?
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The guy manning the 3D 48fps projector.stip wrote:what do people think they're seeing?
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I think Bilbo Baggins is in the reflection. Maybe he makes an appearance?
Also, it looks like he's holding
Also, it looks like he's holding
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Much like those leaked Star Wars photos that everyone is saying as super spoilery... I have no idea what I'm looking at in that reflection. I don't get it. Doesn't look like there's anything to make much of.
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Not that I care either way. I won't be seeing the movie.
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yeah, i'm still angry at having seen the first hobbit movie. i'm not sure i'll ever get over that experience.durdencommatyler wrote:Not that I care either way. I won't be seeing the movie.
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Oh my god.durdencommatyler wrote:Not that I care either way. I won't be seeing the movie.
It didn't even occur to me that I won't have to see this, now!
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Welcome to freedom, friend.McParadigm wrote:Oh my god.durdencommatyler wrote:Not that I care either way. I won't be seeing the movie.
It didn't even occur to me that I won't have to see this, now!
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Never ever ever everAlex wrote:yeah, i'm still angry at having seen the first hobbit movie. i'm not sure i'll ever get over that experience.durdencommatyler wrote:Not that I care either way. I won't be seeing the movie.
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We're going to have to carry this thread, Dime.
Bada will help.
Bada will help.
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