Film: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
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this is the worst thread in the history of the internet
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cutuphalfdead wrote:this is the worst thread in the history of the internet
It's really not Pete. This one is. I made a joke about Texas on a Pj FB group.
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Finally saw this. CG orcs aside, I prefer the more fantastic look and setting, the effects are fine. No offense to New Zealand, but I think I've seen enough.
I can't stand the silly roller coastery bullshit. Totally out of place with the tone they are going for. Legolas still sucks. Just send him to kill the Dragon. Shouldn't be much trouble for an invincible god like him.
Otherwise I like these movies a lot more than I expect to.
I can't stand the silly roller coastery bullshit. Totally out of place with the tone they are going for. Legolas still sucks. Just send him to kill the Dragon. Shouldn't be much trouble for an invincible god like him.
Otherwise I like these movies a lot more than I expect to.
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Btw the song at the end of this is beyond terrible.
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Clint Eastwood singing about his Gran Torino?BurtReynolds wrote:Btw the song at the end of this is beyond terrible.
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Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
I'm sure nobody else cares, but I've been dying waiting.
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the extended editions usually work better for his pacing and storytelling style. I'm excited.
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I won't be watching the extended edition, but I will be watching the inevitable awesome making of documentary.
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It's rare that someone has the opportunity to announce their upcoming diahrrea to the general public, like this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
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9.5/10McParadigm wrote:It's rare that someone has the opportunity to announce their upcoming diahrrea to the general public, like this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
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Alex wrote:9.5/10McParadigm wrote:It's rare that someone has the opportunity to announce their upcoming diahrrea to the general public, like this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
You liked that one eh, alex?
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i mainly just hated the first hobbit movie. a lot. my experience watching that movie was pretty mcparadigm-esque. haven't seen the second one, and never want to.Strat wrote:Alex wrote:9.5/10McParadigm wrote:It's rare that someone has the opportunity to announce their upcoming diahrrea to the general public, like this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
You liked that one eh, alex?
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Alex wrote:i mainly just hated the first hobbit movie. a lot. my experience watching that movie was pretty mcparadigm-esque. haven't seen the second one, and never want to.Strat wrote:Alex wrote:9.5/10McParadigm wrote:It's rare that someone has the opportunity to announce their upcoming diahrrea to the general public, like this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
You liked that one eh, alex?
The first was about as brutal as it can be really. I think Peter Jacksons approach to the making of the Hobit films is akin to the posting style of chud
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rote, compulsive, joyless, frequent, fat?Strat wrote:Alex wrote:i mainly just hated the first hobbit movie. a lot. my experience watching that movie was pretty mcparadigm-esque. haven't seen the second one, and never want to.Strat wrote:Alex wrote:9.5/10McParadigm wrote:It's rare that someone has the opportunity to announce their upcoming diahrrea to the general public, like this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
You liked that one eh, alex?
The first was about as brutal as it can be really. I think Peter Jacksons approach to the making of the Hobit films is akin to the posting style of chud
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Alex wrote:rote, compulsive, joyless, frequent, fat?Strat wrote:Alex wrote:i mainly just hated the first hobbit movie. a lot. my experience watching that movie was pretty mcparadigm-esque. haven't seen the second one, and never want to.Strat wrote:Alex wrote:9.5/10McParadigm wrote:It's rare that someone has the opportunity to announce their upcoming diahrrea to the general public, like this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
You liked that one eh, alex?
The first was about as brutal as it can be really. I think Peter Jacksons approach to the making of the Hobit films is akin to the posting style of chud
I was thinking mostly riding off the coattails of others great story line and prior work
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that's reasonable. also, chud and the first hobbit movie both feature balls on the chin.Strat wrote:Alex wrote:rote, compulsive, joyless, frequent, fat?Strat wrote:Alex wrote:i mainly just hated the first hobbit movie. a lot. my experience watching that movie was pretty mcparadigm-esque. haven't seen the second one, and never want to.Strat wrote:Alex wrote:9.5/10McParadigm wrote:It's rare that someone has the opportunity to announce their upcoming diahrrea to the general public, like this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Extended Edition Blu-ray with 25 extra minutes confirmed for November 4th.
You liked that one eh, alex?
The first was about as brutal as it can be really. I think Peter Jacksons approach to the making of the Hobit films is akin to the posting style of chud
I was thinking mostly riding off the coattails of others great story line and prior work
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Do we have a chud thread?
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yesdurdencommatyler wrote:Do we have a chud thread?
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9.4/10Alex wrote:yesdurdencommatyler wrote:Do we have a chud thread?
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