Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[dimejinky99]

potential huge spoiler

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Badass Digest claims to have details about the plot of Episode VII, and, if true, it's going to have a ridiculous MacGuffin. So, spoilers if you chose to read on.

Let's preface this with the standard disclaimer: This could all be fake, so take everything with an entire box of Morton's kosher salt.

According to the article, the thing that sets the whole plot in motion is: Luke Skywalker's hand and lightsaber from The Empire Strikes Back. The hand's apparently been chilling in space for a few decades and now is falling to a desert planet.

There, the new heroes of the trilogy find it: Daisy Ridley and John Boyega. The two decide to return it — it's unclear if "it" is just the lightsaber or the hand and the lightsaber — to the proper people. They run into Han and Chewie, who recognize it as Luke's, but they haven't seen him since Return of the Jedi. Which, seriously? They haven't seen Luke in 30 years?

I really hope they ditch the hand and just keep the lightsaber, otherwise this is A) going to be unintentionally hilarious and B) be very reminiscent of Doctor Who. So the whole quest of the film is a search for Luke.

Other details include an ice planet where evil people are building a weapon that can destroy whole solar systems. (Of all the things that survived the great EU purge, I was not expecting the Suncrusher to be one of them).

Badass Digest says the whole structure of Episode VII is intentionally designed to mimic that of A New Hope:

In many ways this plot of Episode VII is an echo of A New Hope. Instead of R2 coming to Tatooine it's a hand falling from the sky, but the basic sweep of the story is similar, and intentionally so. But things that seem familiar may not be as familiar as you think - don't assume that every ice or desert planet in the galaxy has already been visited, if you know what I'm saying.

The initial report was followed up by a second, clarifying article which stated that the sources of the first report have been reliable in the past. It also contained the detail that Boyega's character is a Stormtrooper who switches sides, which Badass Digest's Devin Faraci says is "the single most confirmed piece of news I've ever written about in terms of sheer volume of independent sources who agree." He also says that all the desert filming that people have assumed is Tatooine is actually a different planet.

[E.H. Ruddock]

potential huge spoiler

Spoiler: show

Badass Digest claims to have details about the plot of Episode VII, and, if true, it's going to have a ridiculous MacGuffin. So, spoilers if you chose to read on.

Let's preface this with the standard disclaimer: This could all be fake, so take everything with an entire box of Morton's kosher salt.

According to the article, the thing that sets the whole plot in motion is: Luke Skywalker's hand and lightsaber from The Empire Strikes Back. The hand's apparently been chilling in space for a few decades and now is falling to a desert planet.

There, the new heroes of the trilogy find it: Daisy Ridley and John Boyega. The two decide to return it — it's unclear if "it" is just the lightsaber or the hand and the lightsaber — to the proper people. They run into Han and Chewie, who recognize it as Luke's, but they haven't seen him since Return of the Jedi. Which, seriously? They haven't seen Luke in 30 years?

I really hope they ditch the hand and just keep the lightsaber, otherwise this is A) going to be unintentionally hilarious and B) be very reminiscent of Doctor Who. So the whole quest of the film is a search for Luke.

Other details include an ice planet where evil people are building a weapon that can destroy whole solar systems. (Of all the things that survived the great EU purge, I was not expecting the Suncrusher to be one of them).

Badass Digest says the whole structure of Episode VII is intentionally designed to mimic that of A New Hope:

In many ways this plot of Episode VII is an echo of A New Hope. Instead of R2 coming to Tatooine it's a hand falling from the sky, but the basic sweep of the story is similar, and intentionally so. But things that seem familiar may not be as familiar as you think - don't assume that every ice or desert planet in the galaxy has already been visited, if you know what I'm saying.

The initial report was followed up by a second, clarifying article which stated that the sources of the first report have been reliable in the past. It also contained the detail that Boyega's character is a Stormtrooper who switches sides, which Badass Digest's Devin Faraci says is "the single most confirmed piece of news I've ever written about in terms of sheer volume of independent sources who agree." He also says that all the desert filming that people have assumed is Tatooine is actually a different planet.

Yes dime, you told us weeks ago, remember?

new leaked plotline rumours

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Director J.J. Abrams has, as you'd expect, been keeping his plans for Star Wars: Episode VII close to his chest and/or under lock and key at Pinewood Studios where he's shooting the film. But word of the rumoured plot of the film has emerged via Badass Digest, and it all sounds extremely promising - although we would stress that this is not by any means an official announcement. The following seems fairly spoiler-free unless you consider any and all knowledge of the plot spoilerific.

The film will reportedly start with the opening crawl panning to reveal Luke Skywalker's severed hand, still holding the lightsaber that Obi-Wan gave him in the first film. The lightsaber (we're assuming the hand burns up on entry) falls to a desert planet (not necessarily Tattooine) where it is found by Daisy Ridley's character and the character played by John Boyega, who is reportedly a Stormtrooper who has deserted his unit in an attempt to change his life.

They recognise it as a Jedi relic, set out to learn more and meet Han and Chewie, who recognise its origin and tell them that its owner has not been seen in 30 years, since the events of Return Of The Jedi. Meanwhile on an ice planet, someone is building a new and more powerful super-weapon.

There are a few more details on Badass, so head over there for more on their scoop. In the meantime, we will have to wait to see if there is any official confirmation from Disney or Lucasfilm on any of this, and to learn more about the film in general.

As you undoubtedly know, Star Wars: Episode VII is due on December 18, 2015, also starring Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Peter Mayhew, Kenny Baker, Anthony Daniels, Max Von Sydow, Domhnall Gleeson, Andy Serkis, Adam Driver, Gwendoline Christie, Lupita Nyong'o, Oscar Isaac, Christina Chong, Crystal Clarke and Pip Anderson.

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=41575

[dimejinky99]

Goldfish memory. Sorry

[Strat]

lol

[dimejinky99]

Lending credence to this rumour...Lukes hand?

[Strat]

or a Terminator Crossover character!

[E.H. Ruddock]

or a Terminator Crossover character!

Summer Glau will be in this.

[dimejinky99]

some sneaky pics from inside the Falcon and other sets
http://www.mintinbox.net/Actus/14-08/12 ... _MFCockpit

[dimejinky99]

Christopher Walken was almost Han Solo..not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYBDHCmlXco

[Alex]

is 'luke's hand' going to become the new 'crystal skull'?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill looking great on the set of Episode VII:

[LetMeSleep]

And a droid.

That crutch just makes it.

[stip]

is that Nathan lane?

[epilogue]

is that Nathan lane?

Yes. And Bill Murray.

[Norah]

is that Nathan lane?

Yes. And Bill Murray.

John Cleese

[epilogue]

is that Nathan lane?

Yes. And Bill Murray.

John Cleese

Marlon Brando

[McParadigm]

You idiots.

These are their stunt doubles.

[epilogue]

McP, what you've got is what we need.

[logan5ive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... wV61t_Tec8

[stip]

You idiots.

These are their stunt doubles.

that was excellent